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My next question will be why you wanted to imagine 30 upside down,.

The question is, will you ask the question?

Wht did you want to imagine 30 upside down, assuming that you aren't a creature (like a bat or sloth) that is normally in that position?

Each time I see the Upside-Down Man
Standing in the water,
I look at him and start to laugh,
Although I shouldn't oughtter.
For maybe in another world
Another time
Another town,
Maybe HE is right side up
And I am upside down.
.
.
and 30

Maybe it's time for pineapple upside down cake.

Now you're talking! When in doubt always reach for
or
I just wish those calories didn't tag along though.

That can be fixed, at least somewhat. I've been experimenting with substituting lower-calory flour for the higher-calory stuff. The downside is that the resulting doesn't taste quite the same.

Another option is to gradually make your pieces smaller, in increments of 2 or 3 millimeters.

A very good stratergy but unfortunately I have a little man
inside my head constantly monitoring what I eat.
He's not easily fooled and screams, "more !

Take away the little man's eyeglasses, so the slightly smaller piece of will look the same size as the slice he's used to.

I'll have to try to remember that one. If I acquire the means within the foreseeable future, I plan on losing my footing momentarily.

Don't do anything drastic.

That depends on how you define 'drastic'.

I can't define it all that well, but here are some examples.

--Don't lose your footing to the extent that you slip and a huge rock falls on your hand.
--Don't lose your footing and fall into an enormous lemon meringuw pie.

Actually the lemon pie sounds a bit yummy. However, the losing my footing bit was .

I don't know what was on the tip of your tongue. Chances are, whatever it was, you were putting it to much better use than I ever could.

Whatever the misplaced word was, I think it might have had something to do with metaphorically speaking.



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Oh, that's all right, then. I was afraid you had slipped or something like that....

Oh no. I only said I planned to lose my footing, I was making a reference to the quote here:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/FFM25703?thread=7305635&skip=0&show=20#p92487236