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I hate writing introductions. However, today I think I shall do one since I am incredibly bored. I think I'll put my personality traits in List Form:
1. I hate writing introductions. You know this already, but I thought I'd better put it on the list for good measure.
2. I am often bored. If you were somewhat clever, you might have guessed this from the beginning.
3. I am very cynical. I'm sure by now you all are eager to learn more about me. This remarks brings me to number four:
4. I am very sarcastic.
5. I've learned that I rather dislike writing in list form. This is not, in fact, a personality trait, but I figure if I'm going to doubly dislike this (Introduction+List) I may as well ruin the premise of the whole thing to make it's wretchedness complete.
There you have it, a list about me. I do hope you enjoy it.*
*I did not mention my stance on making other people happy, so it would be hard for the layman to figure out whether this last statement was a bit of my documented sarcasm or I truly hoped you would enjoy it. However, I have no intention of clearing this up for you.
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