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so where are the scary tales?

Post 1

phw

I'v made myself comfortable and the coffee is really good, could I have a story now?


so where are the scary tales?

Post 2

glitter girl Keeper of the Glowing Glitter and Curator of the Polyester Slacks Museum

okay. but first, three blond jokes........ hanson


fair haired scare

Post 3

DoorNr3

stating the obvious won't get you off the hook..Where are them scary stories?...and by the way...in my time zone it IS friday the thirteenth. Nothing's happened yet...(looks around)...that I know of.
Thank...Something...that I do not own a toaster. But if We do not hear a scary story within ...well, a day or two ..We'll send out a search team...
By the way..what is your position on..."All that glitters isn't..."


fair haired scare

Post 4

glitter girl Keeper of the Glowing Glitter and Curator of the Polyester Slacks Museum

all that glitters is something i have not yet poured glitter on.
this also goes along with my theory of anything not nailed down is mine. anything that i can pry loose is not nailed down.


curse for worse

Post 5

DoorNr3

hmm..we must be in the same timezones :-= You just posted that...Okay, maybe more the same awake zones. After all you could be a night creature pouring droopy eyed over pots of coffee. Coffee you pried loose from the shelves in the local convenience store. Giving the guy at the counter a cheeky (witchy) grin when you sauntered past him on your way out. Just quickly flashing the cans of coffee when it was too late for him to get up...Poor sod...!
hmmm...have you under suspicion for the terror act at my dorm. During a party (yeah, yeah we got drunk so we might not have noticed) you must have sneaked in and glittered our floors, beds and clothes hung out to dry. Now we are all a glittery lot. The glitter has become a permanent fixture on our floors. Our clothes sparkling renditions of their former self. "In town we are easy to pick out. "Look there goes the glitterboyz from Sparklehaven". Not that I mind really. Mind you it can become a tad annoying when the umptieth person tells you, "you got glitter on your face" for the umptieth time that day. So damn you, glitter girl..Not much ..just like ten hours with the hanson bros. nah forget it..I'm not gonna curse anyone on the 13th....
Now how about them horror stories..!!!!


curse for worse

Post 6

glitter girl Keeper of the Glowing Glitter and Curator of the Polyester Slacks Museum

i gave you two stories. my toaster and my fish.
dont make me pour glitter in your coffee


curse for worse

Post 7

glitter girl Keeper of the Glowing Glitter and Curator of the Polyester Slacks Museum

well, if you were near steamtown, then maybe i did. was it glow in the dark glitter that smelled like patchouly?


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