h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Howwwwl, strange she-wolf!

You've never checked out my home, I guess? (Joke, 'cos I know you have) Anyway: now I'll yell at you: I've linked to your page at least two weeks ago, and that link is still there. I even called you a name there, saying you're "one of my friends".

Somehow when I saw that message, I had a feeling it'd be from you. My apologies; I haven't been to your page in quite a while. Even if the link was already up at the time, I probably either didn't see it or forgot about it by the time I put up my own list. I shall rectify this error with all deliberate speed--probably this evening.

I seem to be a little predictable, don't I? My touch of humor is too recognizable How else could you have felt it would be 'ole Fessie-boy' who started howling

No apologies needed, anyway. Some people take more time reading fora and giving their replies, or open new threads altogether, while others just roam about user's homepages, checking them for changes, interesting links, journal entries. Forgetting or overlooking something that way can happen to all of us at any time. But no matter what we do, we're all adding our own distinctiveness to that of H2G2 (sounds like H2G2 are the Borg, assimilating us. "Resistance is futile" )

I would seem to belong to the first category. But yikes, how stereotypically philosophical.

I already expected THAT reply Me, I would be more of the second category, really... (as if you didn't guess that yet)

Such a lovely jaunt into the realm of obviousness....

Yeah, if you ever want to see me kick, just show me any open door

I get a kick out of doors too. They're fun to slam on people.

But are they just as much fun, if they immediately slam back on you, because *I* was on the other side? Don't think so...

No, but then what happens is I come through the door and claw you to death.

You can't! It's impossible to kill what doesn't live

Well, then I claw you back to life and then to death. And since when are you not alive?

claw me back to life? You *must* be desperate
Since when, you ask? hmmm, I just realize it's been so long, I can't even remember, exactly...

Well, I needed a scratching post. But I'm not quite as desperate now since I had pot roast last night. mmmmm....beeeeeeeef.....

Hehehe, lucky you... AND lucky me as well. I get to un-live another day

Enjoy it while it lasts....

Ya betcha!

Okay, your day's up. Time to live now...

I guess not... There's not much meat to claw into!

I'll claw whatever there is, then.