h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Bats p**s is inherently volatile, yet apart from this little else is known about it. One ancient Eygptian welshman called Pete commented in a little passage of the dead sea scrolls, that drinking Bats p**s is what caused Jesus to be able to walk on water. However through the use of cutting edge technology, scientists in Grimsby have revealed that Bats p**s is actually a chemical element all of its own right. Not only that but they also claim that Bats p**s may also in fact contribute to the formation of black holes.