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Classic Krissy Posted Jun 30, 2000
Yep. And I know all about that "sock" thing. You'd better invest in some Clorox.
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beetle, return of Posted Jun 30, 2000
Are you saying i should be wearing socks? Or ae you saying i should bleach my sandles?
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beetle, return of Posted Jun 30, 2000
EGG JUICE!!!
*serves up a nice frence hamburger*
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Classic Krissy Posted Jul 3, 2000
*passes out in appreciation*
the horror...the horror...
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beetle, return of Posted Jul 5, 2000
*shaves krissy's head to make the expirence more moveing*
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Classic Krissy Posted Jul 5, 2000
Oh this just keeps getting better and better. You don't happen to have any shaved glass I can swim in do you? Then perhaps rinse off in a lemon-juice shower? A TOWEL MADE OF SANDPAPER THEN EH!? EH?!?!
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beetle, return of Posted Jul 5, 2000
*gives krissy's scalp a raw egg massage.
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Classic Krissy Posted Jul 5, 2000
*flopps*
*hurls*
*retches*
*completely and in all ways freaks out*
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beetle, return of Posted Jul 5, 2000
Sit still, or it will run into your ears, then i'll have to get it out with a spatula.
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Classic Krissy Posted Jul 5, 2000
*sits still and sniffles*
Oh God, why hast thou forsaken me?
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beetle, return of Posted Jul 7, 2000
Have you considered that god may be a chicken? And that the egg is the son of chicken? And by rubbing raw egg on your bald head is a sign of worship?
*looks around*
Um, this forum thread is getting too kinky for me.
*Attacks Krissy with a water hose*
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Classic Krissy Posted Jul 7, 2000
*pulls out a supersoaker full of milk and sprays beetle*
OOOOoooo who's gonna' stink in the sun NOW?
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beetle, return of Posted Jul 7, 2000
*runs to get the anti-riot fire hose*
*curdles a bit*
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Classic Krissy Posted Jul 7, 2000
*smells beetle coming a mile away*
*locks herself in a hose-proof bubble*
*flakes a bit*
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beetle, return of Posted Jul 7, 2000
Aha! She fell for my trap!
*takes the bubble and throws it into the river with a large iron weight atached at the bottom*
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Classic Krissy Posted Jul 7, 2000
*plays solitaire at the bottom of the river*
*gets bored*
*opens door to the bubble*
*swims up to the surface*
*gets out*
*pushes beetle in*
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Classic Krissy Posted Jul 10, 2000
Ha HA!! You're all wet. Now admit I win. 
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