h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

it is not when i am in the dark staring up at the massive night sky and stars, nor when in a small tin boat in the pacific ocean with no land to see, nor crouching on the edge of the grand canyon looking down and out, but when i am sitting in a mall eating fast food that i get that feeling of being very small, insignificant and replaceable

I think that's how the fast food felt.

I know what you mean, tree. There's something about recycled toilet paper that makes me distinctly uneasy.

i'm STILL walking like i have a gammy leg. lord knows WHAT the fast food is walking like these days

If the fast food is walking, tree, IT NEEDS TO BE RETURNED AND COOKED MORE!!!!

and the barking and furrieness? that's no good too?

That depends entirely on your state of fishyness.

your state of throwing a Fresh fish on the barbie and then popping inside for a game with your new pool tableNESS?
would that be in reference to...............?

If you are cooking fish *and* have a pool table, i'l be there in (muttering) say 24 hours. Do you play 9-ball?

when i've got enough fish in me...they're ALLLLLLL nine balls then...waaahheheheheeey!

I'll take that as a yes.

*packs*

*stacks...balls and fish...in preparation*

How do you stack a fish on a ball?

With great and highly oderous mashing.

*wears noselugs*

It's a good idea. Personally I think...whuwhuwhuwhwuwhuwhuwwhuuuuu...

*runs away*

i think that quite a lot too

It's good to know I'm not alone.

*isn't sure what to think of anything*

*gives Spartus a ball to play with*