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Classic Krissy Posted Mar 29, 2000
*grabbing beetle's arm* What are you DOING??
Spartus, this guy was putting WAX all over your trophy!!
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beetle, return of Posted Mar 29, 2000
But it's real good wax. See how the award is nice and shiny? A few more layers and you will need sunglasses.
mmm carnuba
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Spartus Posted Mar 30, 2000
You were third place on a game show, weren't you? I bet you've got a year's supply of this stuff.
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beetle, return of Posted Mar 30, 2000
Who determines what a 'year's worth' is? I mean, a years worth of cat food to me wouldn't be the same as a year's worth of dog food.
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Classic Krissy Posted Mar 30, 2000
Yeah. Dog food is MUCH yummier. And the bits are bigger.
*falls over laughing*
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Spartus Posted Mar 30, 2000
*stops pecking at bird seed*
Hey, look, guys, I've got this bucket of chum left over from the time I was a winning contestant on "Who Wants To Be Eaten By a Bloody Big Shark?". Want any? We could make some, I dunno, chum curry, or something...
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beetle, return of Posted Mar 30, 2000
How about Chum on teh Hibatchi! I like it crispy!
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Spartus Posted Mar 30, 2000
At the risk of freaking out Krissy, we could cook it up with some eggs and make Chumlettes™.
Disgusting, yet strangely appealing. 
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what you know as km Posted Mar 30, 2000
Speaking of "Who Wants to be Eaten by a Bloody Big Shark," I reeeeally wish they would bring back the Being Eaten by a Crocodile Championships.
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Spartus Posted Mar 31, 2000
OOOOH! I nominate Celine Dion again! She gets to be fed to the bloody big shark TWICE!! 
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