h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

But what I really want to know is how you won 57 easter eggs.

AND, what are you going to do with them??? Huh???

Ha ha... I think the question should be what ISN'T she going to do with 57 Easter eggs.

From the sounds of it, I would assume that you weren't going to eat them, 'cause after all, that would be too easy and logical, and thus no fun at all.

Plus, if I ate eggs, I would die into a thousand pieces. I despise eggs and everything they stand for.

Except that I like chickens.

So, I guess that I know what your answer to which came first is.

Well, I don't know that answer to that, but I do know which one will make me puke.

Ahhh yes, but you really should kill and cook the chicken first, that happens to many people, and besides you can get nasty diseases from uncooked chickens, silly girl.

*gets diseases*

*instantly becomes interesting to apple tree*

*loses interest due to diseases*

Awwwwwwwwwwww... *feels bad*

*goes off in search of a cure*

*comes back a while later with torn up clothes and long hair/beard with a vialfull of hungarian rat semen*

OK, this is going to hurt a little.

*horrified*

I certainly hope you're going to EAT that!

Eat? Who said anything about eating it? You're supposed to dance around it to ward off evil diseases.