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Classic Krissy Started conversation May 17, 2000
Is that you can be counted upon to do what needs doing. This is why we hired you to be half the Queen of the Universe.
I approve. I heartily approve.
*heartily approves*
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an apple tree Posted May 18, 2000
today i ripped out my beating heart and auctioned it for charity
tomorrow i will be cutting my leg off with a handrail in support of animal liberation
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Classic Krissy Posted May 19, 2000
*runs and ducks*
What?? what?? Why would you suddenly yell LUBE??
*hides under the bed*
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an apple tree Posted May 20, 2000
there is a van that i often pass when walking to the shops that is a LUBE MOBILE, is all
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Akasword Posted May 24, 2000
it would pay to be less ambiguous, or precisement as you have so eloquently put it when saying you pass the van.
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an apple tree Posted May 25, 2000
PAY?
LESS?
but then there's not so much squirming and imagining of really quite odd things going on, i personally, think that being less ambiguous could only be the theory of a madman/duck
i'm WATCHING! you....
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Classic Krissy Posted May 25, 2000
*impersonates an old fashioned stoplight with uncanny precision*
DING!
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Akasword Posted May 30, 2000
WOW! I do so enjoy being watched.... wait.... how much are you watching me???
*goes off and hides in a little room with nothing in it, and no doors nor windows.
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an apple tree Posted May 30, 2000
eXACTLY!
who is ambiguous NOW huh?
MY how the tables have turned, mr SECLUSION!!!!
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Akasword Posted May 31, 2000
That's MR. SECLUSIOM to you, and who says that I am not in the haunted house at disneyland? You know the spiel... This room has no doors, and no way out... yada yada yada, then you see a hanging man in the center of the room. And yes my life is pretty boring, possibly even ambiguous, thank you for telling the world, you Big-brother... er sister spy type.
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Classic Krissy Posted May 31, 2000
We--hell, now I dunno. "MR. SECLUSIOM" has an awfully nice ring to it.
DING!
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- 4: an apple tree (May 19, 2000)
- 5: Classic Krissy (May 19, 2000)
- 6: an apple tree (May 20, 2000)
- 7: Akasword (May 24, 2000)
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