h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I can't sleep. It's very annoying. And there's no one to talk to...

i can't use html all too well. it's annoying. how's the cat? broken any records lately?

The cat is probably sleeping, which is what I'd like to be doing. What sort of records am I breaking anyway?

i was refering to the cat in the record-breaking department. i've heard they can get quite competetive

Oh, well, hm, no, she's figured out how to open every cabinet in the kitchen pretty much, much to my annoyance. How about that? Anyway. Not that it matters. I see you again, but you'll just run off again. Or more likely this time I will, because I'm going to try to sleep soon. Cats and sleep, that's all we talk about anyway.

matters of consequence. i've been known to refuse conversing on any topic of other title

funny, that sounds like something that my cat would do?

i mean do.(the period is very important)

left ya a monkey-present on my site, but I have a feeling that you have already been there

and so the monkey-present was taken on with great greatfullness and grovelling. "O! your feet are of the finest silk to touch...and your hair like spun, woven and distributed throughout south american gold. my presence marrs you, like someone who thinks only that a word Sounds appropriate and doesn't bother to look it up to make sure they are not making a fool of themselves"
thank you