h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh. Good. Thanx.

anyway.......
err..........
say something interesting..

You got it.
Ding Dong! Toot Toot! And the train went Rattle. Rattle, rattle, rattle. Watch out Mr Lollipop! I’ll run you down with the conductor! Snip, snip, snip… I’m coming to chop of your…. HEAD and now for the news. Millennium Hand and Shrimp! This is a lovely party, I wish I was here. Argh! They’re all after my ear-lobes! Remove your vehicle to a designated area! Jumping Monkeys! The Grand Canyon ate my whiskers! Trust me, I’m anything but a Doctor. The Giant Green Moles are just outside the city. We think they mean to hurt us badly. Oh! Oh! Oh! Cat’s got terminal Bronchitis, a collapsed lung and something wrong with its ears. Oh Kitty! Don’t give up, kitty! What’s that noise?! Next person to speak is a Blue Spotty Monkey! Why don’t I trust humanity today? Oh yes.. I’m beginning to suspect that you are all terribly ill… Oh why are you all staring at me? Do I have something in my teeth? You have a right! I have a left! Angels Fly! Death comes to those who die… 1001 yellow daffodils begin to dance in front of you! You can only read from an open book. Are my toes meant to be all swollen and blue and on the floor?
(tehehe..)

okay.
That's just lovely.
errrm.
So u read the Discworld series.

Ah so you recognised the Bursar amongst that lot. Yeah I read them. As you may have gathered my fav character is The Bursar (Mr Lollipop!) and the Librarian..

which is your fav book?
mine's hogfather.

small Gods

that was the 2nd one i read.
I think it's a shame prachett stopped writing books that only feature characters that appear once.
hmm
I like Susan though. she's my favourite characeter, well her and rincewind and the dealth of rats and vimes.

I like Witches Abroad and Lords and Ladies but I haven't read them all. I like Death. IT'S YOU...

Yeah the witch novels r cool.
Agnes is my favourite witch, if you've met her yet.
If u haven't it's magrat.

Is this Agnes Nitt? I like Magrat and I think I'll call one of my kids that just to annoy her...

I didn't think you were so cruel

(note the emotion)

Emotion noted.

You have no idea... *evil laugh*

Are there any other agnes?
and i aggree with olli.
MEAN

Not that I've encountered..
Hehehe! These poor kids are gonna be bilingual as well!

eeerrrr????
what da hell?

Never mind.

being Bilingual is usefull

Yeah, i guess it is.....?

"I only speak two languages..."