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Post 1

Bluebottle

As they discovered in The Meaning Of Life, the Meaning of Lief is that people aren't wearing enough hats.

That's why I've started a Fez collection. I have four fezes, a Moroccan fez, a Turkish fez, a blue fez and a "feminine fez" that looks like all the others, but is more colourful.


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Post 2

AEndr, The Mad Hatter

i have a new hat!


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Post 3

Bluebottle

REALLY??? Tell me all about it! Tell me all about it!


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Post 4

AEndr, The Mad Hatter

mine all mine


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Post 5

AEndr, The Mad Hatter

it is brown


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Post 6

Bluebottle

Is it even remotely fez-like????
I like fezes |-| smiley - smiley


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Post 7

Bluebottle

_ I mean
| |


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Post 8

AEndr, The Mad Hatter

flat and floppy
suede
with bells on


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Post 9

Bluebottle

Well, it's wonderful to be unique!


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Post 10

AEndr, The Mad Hatter

they are very little bells, only about 3mm across


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Post 11

AEndr, The Mad Hatter

the mice are riding on it now


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Post 12

Bluebottle

What, Kubrick & Coppola?


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Post 13

AEndr, The Mad Hatter

no, _my_ mice - 2 little wooden ones with little leather ears and tails. they are called the mice (individually, they are one of the mice)
I am known for my mice

My boyfriend greets me by saying "It's the Hat! Where are the mice, Hat?"


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Post 14

Bluebottle

Oh right - sorry, got a little confused for a second there...
Have you ever worn a fez?


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Post 15

AEndr, The Mad Hatter

yes.


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Post 16

Bluebottle

Did you enjoy the experience? Did it make you smile?
Did you coo divinely whilst wearing the fez, like a crown above your regal head?
Did you relish every scintilating second, a passion of ecstacy between your head and all your senses?
Did you realise that THIS was the ultimate in sensual experiences - a tight-fitting fez only your head can fill?

If so, you're very weird.


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Post 17

AEndr, The Mad Hatter

no, yes, no, no, no

but can i still be wierd?


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Post 18

Bluebottle

Of course - all the best people are smiley - smiley


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Post 19

AEndr, The Mad Hatter

oh goody!

I bought a hat stand today. Classic wood style, mahogony. Nice
my hats won't all fit on it though


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Post 20

Bluebottle

A Hat Stand as well - wow, you _do_ take this hobby seriously!
What sorts of hats are going to be on the stand? Are these mice going to be?


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