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Yesterdays overtime paid (in part) for a lovely meal at a Malaysian restaurant last night - mmm, nice. Also a bottle of Chilean white (chardonnay?) and mango sorbet...ah, the nightlife of Riley

You'll be able to have Gloria wrapped in bubble wrap and flown home to Shacklocks.

Not at all - it'll all go into my stupifyingly overstuffed pension fund and be equally shared between the tax man and my benefactors .
£25k in shares and can I convert them into, say, the deposit on a house? No, I cannot. Arse to you Hector, is all I can say to this situation !

Benefactors? Beneficiaries? Can't you convert anything? I hope you froze the fund when you sacked the accountant?

Actually I'm fairly sure I have neither

Christina's off to the states for a week this morning, and I am dead jealous...by the time I get my DART home she'll be getting a hotel bus in Los Angeles...the world is that mad.