h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I have signed up to grow a Mo in Movember for charity
http://ie.movember.com/mospace/1791/

Movember is an annual, month-long celebration of the moustache, highlighting men’s health issues, specifically prostate cancer.

Last time I grew a Mo' (about 10 years ago) it was a nasty mix of every hair colour there is. This time I'll probably have some grey as well!

So - if you should find some spare pennies/groats/farthings [A506350] you know the needful

you could always dye it

"Just for men" now do a mo and beard dye.

I have presumably told you the tale of your grandfather's attempt to grow a beard while on arctic convoys. In those days you needed the captain's permission to grow one while on board. After a couple of weeks his messmates asked for "permission to shave Walker's beard,sir" because it was five different colours and stuck out in various different directions.
His moustache was always ginger - nicotine stained.

How goes it?

€100 raised at the half way point.
Face furniture as ghastly as ever it was.

All gone - no Mo no more.