h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Another flight maybe?

Nah.

Raccoons will be on a space shuttle?

Nope.

Hang on ... think I've got it.

Happy birthday!

Hmm? Oh yeah that thing. Not paid much attention to it as there's a few things that still need sorting. Would you believe I'm still waiting for my luggage to show up?

What did you get? What did you get? Lots of pressies?

That's a bit more than rubbish. Is it even sending you postcards from each place it visits?

I didn't ask for anything so I was surprised I managed to get anything.

> Some shirts and jeans to replace those that are currently "missing"
> £100 in cash from various peoples which will go towards replacing the rest.
> strongbad_email.exe DVD box set from my kid brother that I should have actually got two christmasses ago, but he misplaced it or something.
> A bottle of Absolut and a bottle of Plymouth.

Bag's not sent me anything. Lufthansa call centre guy in Germany reckons Manchester Airport's had the bag since Wednesday. Why they haven't sent it me yet though is anyone's guess.

Sorry, the telly's been distracting me.

Did Manchester airport have your bag then? Glad you *finally* got it back.

Has the Plymouth been drained yet?

I flew from Doncaster airport. It's unbelievably tiny and so close that I don't want to fly from anywhere else ever again.

Is that a 'yes' to the Plymouth being drained then?

No, it's being saved for my happy hour of need, so tomorrow then

Happy hour of need?

Stupid posty buttons.

It's a bit like an hour of need, but lasts longer and is cheap.

Beware the toast that has no ears!

When I'm in charge, everyone who's lovely will get a big hat.

Know this is paraphrasing slightly but I'm starting to think either we've got amazing magical powers to connect in a mysterious way without speaking, or we're both just perculiar in the head.

Can't we have magic powers and be peculiar?

Course we can

You just reminded me about the belated Christmas present I got back on Valentines Day (of all days)...

A Madness Hamster! It sits in it's little bag on my bedside table so it can steal my brain at night

Awww, I'd forgotten about the madness hamster.

"to feed it to their mum"

Yep. Think I'll go let them get on with it

Night night.

And remember that not all potatoes can swim.