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Sporkulious Eglon Posted Oct 25, 1999
Fenny... I'm Sending you a subliminal message righT nOw. Please Be extrA wary aROuNd you know who.
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Researcher 99947 Posted Feb 5, 2000
I think that it is time this forum was revived... anyone up for the task?
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cafram - in the states. Posted Feb 9, 2000
Task?
What task?! Not.....*shudder*.....work.....?
I shall have to run screaming from this forum if there is anything that even slightly resembles work going on in here....it's against my religion....I hope.....
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Researcher 99947 Posted Feb 9, 2000
Well, then... anyone up for the fun of reviving this post? There's two volounteers!
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Feb 22, 2000
Multitasking - screwing up several things at once.
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted May 2, 2000
Brrrrrrrrrrr
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JOTD: The doctor told me not to eat any red meat, so now I dye all my steaks green
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Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted May 2, 2000
"I went to Dublin and had a pint of the black stuff. It was delicious. Better than making love to Marilyn Monroe. It was like heaven, gliding down the throat like a little Jesus in white knickerbockers."
- Hell-raising actor Richard Harris
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Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted May 3, 2000
Here's something else to put over your head.
*Post-Traumatic Dress Syndrome*
This debilitating disease strikes women, primarily in the child-bearing ages. After choosing an outfit to wear for work or play, the afflicted woman simply *locks up* in fear and delusional paranoia, muttering about the unsuitability of the chosen ensemble. During a flare-up, if the patient's spouse asks "what's the problem?" or speaks at all, this triggers a massive escalation of the condition which can be life-threatening to the spouse, and will cause the patient to shout "I HATE MY CLOTHES!" and lock herself in the room. There is no cure, other than more and more dresses or an evening's worth of uninterrupted compliments and reassurance
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saffire Posted May 3, 2000
amen!
question of the day: if you could be any color which one would you be?
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Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted May 3, 2000
Gold - though I can't remember why.
A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds 
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted May 3, 2000
Black. So I can hide at night.
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JOTD: The insomniac, dyslexic agnostic stayed up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted May 8, 2000
Okay. If you want to be added to my joke mailing list, email me at [email protected]
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JOTD: I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
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- 61: Sporkulious Eglon (Oct 25, 1999)
- 62: Researcher 99947 (Feb 5, 2000)
- 63: saffire (Feb 9, 2000)
- 64: cafram - in the states. (Feb 9, 2000)
- 65: Researcher 99947 (Feb 9, 2000)
- 66: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Feb 22, 2000)
- 67: saffire (Mar 1, 2000)
- 68: Researcher 99947 (Apr 11, 2000)
- 69: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (May 2, 2000)
- 70: Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here (May 2, 2000)
- 71: saffire (May 3, 2000)
- 72: Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here (May 3, 2000)
- 73: saffire (May 3, 2000)
- 74: Researcher 99947 (May 3, 2000)
- 75: Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here (May 3, 2000)
- 76: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (May 3, 2000)
- 77: saffire (May 4, 2000)
- 78: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (May 8, 2000)
- 79: Researcher 99947 (May 8, 2000)
- 80: saffire (May 14, 2000)
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