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<h1>"When You Are Winging the Relentless Cheer of the CCC You Should Heat a Light Switch and Tolerate a Mouse Mat"</h1>
<p> This is the latest solgan from the guys at the marketing Department. The CCC can take no blame for the translation into your language. For excellent translations, buy the CCC le locale Translati, which is weepingly co-dependant.</p>
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<font name='Arial'><h2>Histroy</h2><BR/>
<p> The CCC was formed after the great revolution to fill a niche in the cybernetics industry. This niche was left by heavyweight bombs in their predocessors' factories, but let us not argue about coincidence. Their first product was a cheery cereal-packet-from-the-future-puller, which was sold in great numbers to many Encyclopedia Glactica reserchers. Soon came the immensley successful happy lifts, as seen in the H2G2 HQ building, where ever that is right now. Another great product was the droollingly-delerious door system, used in the defuct Heart of Gold. </P>
<h2>Reviews</h2>
<P> "If we have to suffer another self-pleasuringly deulded item, like the paperclip which sings while it clips, from the CCC, then we will be forced to send in the small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri. Again." - The Polite Technological Review Weekly</P>
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<p> "Look, stop phoning me. Leave my wife alone." - Sir Stephan Aurthur Kingsley-Jones the III, head of the Deer Hunting Society, Sussex.</p>
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<P> "Et tu, Brutia? I love the CCC.[Speculation]" - Emperor Ceaser (deseaced) </p>
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<h2>Departments</h2>
<h3>The R&D Department</h3>
<p> Research and Development is a short term posting. The average time before depression and suicide is normally five or six hours. Entrance in to the department is through severe security. Not to keep you out, but to keep the patentated personality research chips in. Those babies will turn any electronic object into a glorious item of bliss. Previous concept object include the funny floppy disk, the blatantly funny pen lid and the day-brightening broom. </p>
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<h3>The Recruitment Department</h3>
<P> Although the queues to join the CCC are long and qualified, our Recruitment scheme always works overtime to find the more qualified. Just what makes you qualified for our corporation? Please send Glactic$983.34 to Recruiting, CCC, Cyris Major. Postage is varring, around $2,343,353 for most planets. We will send you an infomation pack. </p>
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