h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I hope you don't think you're alone in that

BOOOOOOOOOOOOORED

I'm never bored but while you two are here you can help me.
One of you can do my Korean homework
and the other one can make notes on chapter 4 of my uni book.

Thanks.

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shall we make a party of it then?

great, someone else. You can do the ironing

I was going to dress like an and bring some

and then have a go at your korean homework, unhelpfully, but better that than tackling your ironing...

I meant better that, than anyone letting me tackle their ironing

Bored is not the same as having nothing to do

no, Kelli, but they don't seem to be doing their stuff so they might as well reduce my to-do list.

Now - who wants to clear out the cellar?
or my gigantic sewing box?
or put the upstairs books where they belong on the downstairs bookshelves...

Oi you lot, stop finding work for me to do! I have my own To Do pile/list to avoid looking at, I don't have time to avoid looking at yours too.

oh tell you what, we can all avoid each others' to do lists...

or do them for comedy value

ok so who's got something for me? I'm offering Korean Homework as a trade.

Learning PAYE please!

Korean? Sure, gimme here...

*starts scribbling gibberish*

I'll start learning PAYE, if there are snacks...

should have said savoury snacks,

and a sharp pencil and rubber

I do though have some to trade

And I seem to have got away without doing anything in return. I must say I am enjoying this.