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I'm not really here Started conversation Dec 27, 2011
Had a consultation with my very own personal trainer yesterday. She's a friend of mine, so I suppose I allowed myself to be persuaded because she's fun to be with too.
OH HOW UNFLATTERING it was. Stand in this glaring light and have your photo taken. Having my 'movement' and posture assessed. I'm broken, broken I tell you! 
And knock kneed apparently.
And she's given me a food diary. Why oh why didn't I do this in summer when I only eat salads (honest mum!), not at Christmas when I've got loads of 
and 
and 
to show meself up as a greedy pig. 
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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted Dec 27, 2011
Oh Mina, that's bad timing, but shouldn't any personal trainer worth their salt know that during winter we eat more? It's in our genes and our history as animal. It's scientific fact! http://www.npr.org/blogs/thesalt/2011/12/19/143950231/why-are-we-more-hungry-in-the-winter
And if your trainer won't let you have a blowout at Christmas... get one who will 
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I'm not really here Posted Dec 27, 2011
She has been trying to get my to meet her since August, so I guess it's not her fault. 
The diary does have a section for my excuses though. So that handful of Celebrations was completely justified by the laptop crashing YET AGAIN.
I want to drop a dress size, or 2 if it's as quick as she says it will be. If I do what I'm told of course...
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