h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You'd at least expect them to be friendly, wouldn't you?

Why, what have you done now?

~gives a stern look~

I introduced a friend to h2h2 and he was rude to me on his page. Then I asked an ACE to say post his welcome message and so was he.
~sobbing~ I thought these people liked me.

I'm sure they do really!

People can always take things the wrong way for the wrong reasons!

I know, really they both love me, I'm just putting it on so they both come and give me a cuddle to make me feel better.
Shhhh! Don't say I told you.

Mums the word

They probably won't notice this entry anyway.

Hey ho.
*hugs Mina*
I'm sorry hon, I was only kidding.

~watery smile~

Really?
That's ok then. Only freinds can get away with being that mean.

Of course I was. Of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course.
*hugs Mina tighter and lends her a hanky*

~takes hanky, wipes eyes~

Thanks for the hug. That's much better, and I didn't really press-gang you. I didn't put a penny in your glass or anything.

No, you didn't. Sorry. I didn't mean to be nasty.

I know you didn't. I'm sure you could have been much nastier if you had only tried.
Really, I was just putting it on to get a hug.

Oh, I see - emotional blackmail.

Oh yes.
I can be very manipulative.
But only when there's a man involved.

Oh well, as long as it's not just me...
Can I have my hanky back now?

Oh yes, sorry.
~passes hanky back~

Thanks.

You're welcome.

Gee there's goes Mina disparaging men again.

But two specific men, not men in general.
Which is odd, as I love men really. Don't know why I complain so much about them.