h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Interesting life, annoying neighbours, friendly friends, lazyitis, stuff to do, too many dogs, annoying teenacher, sarcastic customer's mother's comments, niggle niggle, stuck in a rut, mutter, mumble, what's it all about I mean really, teaching teenacher he can't mess me about by accepting his first answer and making him live with it but the level of grump in this house is at an all time high...

Life? Don't talk to ME about 'life'...

How funny, as in peculiar not Ha ha, Pierce had just stared a thread in his personal space on life

I have another exciting day of "No" and "What part of 'No' don't you understand?".

Deja vu!

Sounds like a day with my daughter

I know exactly what you mean I have one just like that at home, normally. The scamming money pit is away at the moment, sunning her precious self in Marbella, courtesy of the Bank of Dad, as ususal

My child must be weird. She prefers to put her pennies in her piggy bank instead of spending them at the ice cream van

I'm constantly being told by mine "You're such a freak/so gay/ such a retard", unless of course she wants money, then it's "You know you love me, Daddy".
I try to play the stern 'Victorian' Dad, but she seems to wheedle anything she needs out of me anyway Mrs. Norti says "Little finger, around wrap" I'll be relieved when she clears off to John Moore University in September

I'm thinking of selling up and getting a mobile home on some land and starting doggie daycare and oh dear J there's only one bedroom, where are you going to live oh with your dad that's fab.