h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I see men playing with their balls while I'm driving. I worry, what if their balls get loose and fall in the road? Then I realise, men are much better at controlling their balls than I ever am when I'm trying to play with balls, they never lose control in a way that I would, so I don't get too distracted and we all stay safe and in control of our balls.

Most ment learn to control their balls whilst at school; about the age of 14 most have their ball control up to the acceptible school-boy standard... Though it may take many years subsequent to be fully versed in total ball control... its a useful ability to have...

I'll watch out for that, yes, most of the men I see who are playing with their balls with full control do seem to be over 14. It's the little ones who never seem to know what they are doing when they play with their balls and loose control easily.

Yes... But some don't fully develop their ball control until they're older... say 16 or 18... But I guess you always get late-developers...

I'll have to take care when I see teenagers playing with their balls.

It is always advisable to take care when near young people who are playing with their balls... You never really quite know what exactly may happen, especially if they happen to be one of the young people who can't control their balls very well ..

There's a lot of complicated stuff down there, Mina, needs constant attention and adjustment. Being a girl, you just wouldn't appreciate just how important a good rummage is

They seem simple enough when teenagers are kicking each others balls in the street. ?

You're not at cross-wires I hope?

Me? Never Just a little too self absorbed at times to pay full attention