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When I get the entry either in PR or updated via EF I'm sure lots of people will be pondering the same thing!

Well couldn't find the Email about the duvet and pillows... actually maybe that would have been a differnt Email account but the 'recent' sheets and stuff I got was three years ago... so I'm guessing longer ago than that oops

just been looking at some more duck/feather duvets on M&S they've one of those fancy ones, that is actually two duvets and you use either one alone or both together if I guess its really* cold Got good reviews n all, but looks too inexpensive to me maybe I should try washing mine first... I just can't see it fitting in the washing machine... or the dryer come to that

I used to sleep cuddled up to HE (High Explosive) I found it strangely comforting , that and the pistol under my pillow. My friends and colleagues still find me a little odd, thus I prefer to remain an anchorite

If it's a double one it probably won't, you might need to find a launderette with a big machine.

Are we talking duvets or binary explosives now? I am a little too obsessed about some things, so I'm told Think I need to get out more

You can pop your explosives in a big washing machine if you like! Please do let me know when you do so I can duck out of the area...

It'll be ok if I bung them in with 2legs extra large and sticky duvet As long as he doesn't try to blame me for the scorch marks, it's traditional to blame 2 legs for everything

We need a new mattress more than we need bedding. Nudge nudge say no more!

damn... my matresss must be older than the duvet... which is older than the bedding... The newest matress is in the spare room, think its only been used about once or twice

I knew mattresses should be replaced every 10 years, mine is 14 now, but will have to wait until I've got a few other bits done first. I think I might be able to get my bathroom finished very soon, which means can start on the loo, then will get mattress and finally do landing. Yay!

Then all that will be left is kitchen.

Sounds like Fords mattress has gone with a bang farnarr, fanarr, Finobar Saunders and his double entaundres ( mind bloc and can't spell that last word )

Ho yus. We need to discuss this properly. Let's have a mass debate. (etc.)

A mass debate on the mattress? I should think I can handle that.

Free for all? He says all hopeful Though I remain convinced I shall die a lonely old virgin

Sounds like a good idea to me

Will there be room for Roger the cabin boy? Just thinking of you 2legs

Oh I hope so... But really I'm not that 'fussy'

You are such a tart

I'd like to think that I'm just 'easily pleased' no... your right actually...