h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Aaaah, we can't send puppies to the naughty step though, or put them on premod for antisocial behaviour

V.Stilwell remains eye candy in my bookgive the choice between Barbara Woodhouse, I know which channel I'd be watching I'm easily pleased.

Which is why they chose an actress.

Told you, I'm easily pleased It's a bloke thing, like thinking farts are funny

did you empoy the protegee in the end? Or was another more capable with pet walking skills???

No, as I said, I wasn't advertising. It was just a random CV sent through.

Had some kid ask in the park the other day, if my 'agency' had any vacancies. THIS IS NOT A JOB FOR CHILDREN LEAVE ME ALONE! She could have maybe been 16.

Actually, in my humble opinion, that's quite proactive and enterprising of the candidate. I gather there is no position currently available, but the prospective candidate certainly gets in my book. Needs to be encouraged, even if nothing is available It can be soul destroying to be stuck on the treadmill of unemployment if you send all these CV's and get nothing, and then only rejects

Yes, it was, I don't blame her for sending stuff in, needed some help working out what she was telling me!

If I take on any help it will be older people, I can only imagine taking on a youngster if they are already addicted to the world of dogs, or they might want to leave and have a proper career. Or have a baby.

Your business not a proper career, quick, call Lord Sugar

Babies just scare me!