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A sausage roll.

nomnomnom.

Me too

I feel better now. I also had some mini eggs, and probably ate a few too many.

We don't even have any*choc in the house a kind of non-spoken mutual non buying each other choc eggs has occured : even though I did buy two for my godchildren Father is asleep in front of the awful TV viewing which means dinner will probably be late too and the won't play as she's been hiding under the duvet all day

No choc in the house? What kind of man ARE you!? Oh yes. A man. Tch. I'd eat less if there wasn't a shop so close. I'm much lazier than I am addicted.

Lovely roast leg of lamb roast potatos, sweet corn, and the devil's vegetable brussels with naturally, I'm not a connoiseur, just a quaffer when it comes to What ever is on offer at the supermarket does me! I'm easily pleased.

Now it's while I develope gas pockets the size of the North Sea fields in my bowels to entertain the children with, they hate it!

You can't get sausage rolls here

That's tragic - when I hear things like that it makes me want to send you an aid package. When I lived across the pond I got a horrific craving for liver (lamb's in particular), which was surprisingly hard to find.

Beef liver's pretty easy to get, chicken liver too, but not lambs liver. In fact I eat a pound of beef liver every week.

I stopped eating liver as soon as I grew up and didn't have to be put up with being forced anymore.

Bit of liver and bacon does it for me having said that I have to be in the right mood

A good industrial strength curry is always tops for me