h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

ANything. Doesn't matter

I should make you aware that you may be disappointed. My lallies are not that impressive, which is why I never wear shorts, even when it's 100°+ under the Texas sun

Or maybe you just want to look up my skirt

Guess I oughta get myself a new razor, or I ain't gona look daft wearing these stockings with this dress...

Nooooooo no shaving! That's the point! A man's hairy (and possibly repulsive) legs sticking out from underneath a skirt. Yum!

You should know when I was about 11, and my nuts dropped, my hair went with them. I go swimming and it looks like I've got a wet suit on, xcept for my billiard ball head

I'll stick to the tartan and sporran if that's ok? Skirt wise, then I can spend the evening flirting with 2legs if he scrubs up ok

I've been to Singapore you know Boogie street though they've all moved up to Changi now, if you need to know

Mina, you are seriously

Seems to make perfect sense to me
*puts razor away* Ooo hairy legs like mine look particularly rediculus in fishnets...

I once saw this young woman from Serbia who was wearing skirt and stockings - her legs were covered in thick, coarse, black, long hair that poked out through the stockings. Never seen anything like it and had I been her, I'd have worn trousers.

That's it 2legs, no razor, no fishnets, no chatup from me

No hair through tights please. That's a bit

I'm afraid tights have all the sex appeal of a deep sea diving suit for me, lets hear it for black denier hold ups and definately no short fat hairy legs, Ernie

So... shoudl I shave them or not? stockings or not? I don't know what to do

Well, my preference is: no stockings, hairy legs. But I'd settle for shaved legs in stockings. I just wouldn't want to touch them.

Is it me, or has the conversation gone from 'young at heart' to 'dirty old woman'?

conversation has gone SOG for me, Sad Old Git I'm just going to die a lonely old virgin then

'Dirty old woman' means the same as 'growing old disgracefully', Mina, which is vaguely akin to 'young at heart', so I wouldn't worry too much

I blame...
*takes stockings off* Do you think this skirt is a bit short?

Oh, I don't know

I was going to put a belt on it... but the belt was kinda wider than the length of the skirt you see

Ooooooh, matron, you are awful