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fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Jan 28, 2010
He'll have to eat through the sausage to get to the ring...
I'll get me coat.
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jan 28, 2010
damn... I've been out-smutted.... 
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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted Jan 28, 2010
Impossible
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jan 28, 2010
I'd have thought so too until reading this thread earlier... I feel such a failure... I've let my family down, I've let H2G2 down and I've let myself down
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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted Jan 28, 2010
I blame 2legs 
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I'm not really here Posted Jan 28, 2010
Tch. Who's bringing this smut into my journal? I won't have it! Kindly take the sausage out of the ring.
It's making my eyes water.
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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted Jan 28, 2010
I had bangers and mash for dinner last night.
It was nowhere near as much fun as this 
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jan 28, 2010
It must be subliminal.... I had sausage at lunchtime today... Oh, and I had some toast to eat as well... 
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fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Jan 29, 2010
*tries to think up something naughty for toast..
...and fails*
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jan 29, 2010
Something naughty for toast?! well... depends what your spreading on the toast I guess
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I'm not really here Posted Jan 30, 2010
If it's jam, you could maybe sit on it and have some sticky jam toast pants?
Some people might like that sort of thing.
Not me obviously.
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jan 30, 2010
"sticky jam toast pants" 
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