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Mina's amazingly wonderful, funkdubious, ultra-hoopy and all around great Fan Club!
I'm not really here Posted Oct 20, 2001
That's very nice, but I'm sure that's not normal! Do I know this person?
Mina's amazingly wonderful, funkdubious, ultra-hoopy and all around great Fan Club!
. Posted Oct 22, 2001
Of course it's not normal, which is what we keep on trying to tell her! No you don't know her or vice versa but I've been forced to remember quite a lot of stuff you've written and recite it to her! 
So there. *decides to run off, because Mina will think Niwt and all her cronies are completely nutty* 
Mina's amazingly wonderful, funkdubious, ultra-hoopy and all around great Fan Club!
. Posted Oct 22, 2001
Oh BTW do I get a Mina brand? 
Mina's amazingly wonderful, funkdubious, ultra-hoopy and all around great Fan Club!
I'm not really here Posted Oct 22, 2001
Why? It's all 
...
No, you can't have a brand, no one's got one. But I've got this felt tip that I can write 'Mina's' across your head with if you like. 
Mina's amazingly wonderful, funkdubious, ultra-hoopy and all around great Fan Club!
. Posted Oct 22, 2001
What's ?
YES PLEASE!
Mina's amazingly wonderful, funkdubious, ultra-hoopy and all around great Fan Club!
I'm not really here Posted Oct 22, 2001
*scrawls 'Mina's' across Niwt's head*
Happy now?
Mina's amazingly wonderful, funkdubious, ultra-hoopy and all around great Fan Club!
. Posted Oct 22, 2001
*rolls eyes upwards*
Where on my head is it?
Thank you. Now what do I have to do?
Mina's amazingly wonderful, funkdubious, ultra-hoopy and all around great Fan Club!
I'm not really here Posted Oct 22, 2001
On your forehead of course.
You don't have to do anything. It'll be there for everyone to see. 
Mina's amazingly wonderful, funkdubious, ultra-hoopy and all around great Fan Club!
. Posted Oct 22, 2001
All right then, I'll put it in my nickname.
Mina's amazingly wonderful, funkdubious, ultra-hoopy and all around great Fan Club!
I'm not really here Posted Oct 22, 2001
Hmpf, take that rude word out young lady!
It's distracting from my name!
Mina's amazingly wonderful, funkdubious, ultra-hoopy and all around great Fan Club!
I'm not really here Posted Oct 22, 2001
Hmpf, take that rude word out young lady!
It's distracting from my name!
Mina's amazingly wonderful, funkdubious, ultra-hoopy and all around great Fan Club!
. Posted Oct 22, 2001
What's with the double post? 
Do I really need to be told off that much?!
Can't I just leave it there until it gets moderated?
Mina's amazingly wonderful, funkdubious, ultra-hoopy and all around great Fan Club!
I'm not really here Posted Oct 22, 2001
sorry, I lost my connection and didn't think it had posted.
I'm not sure that your name will get moderated to be honest. I think we're allowed to say words like that.
Mina's amazingly wonderful, funkdubious, ultra-hoopy and all around great Fan Club!
. Posted Oct 22, 2001
S**T!!!!!!
I think they'll be moderated.
But if you really don't like it, I might take it out...
...seeing as I'm a devoted fan, or victim.
Anyway, I thought you wanted this thread to die. What are you doing here?
Mina's toilet
. Posted Oct 22, 2001
Hey, I wrote hundreds of them and they've all gone. And my nickname was changed back to the default. 
Mina's toilet
I'm not really here Posted Oct 22, 2001
No point crying now! I did tell you...
I think you should apologise to the moderators for giving them more work. They more they have to moderate, the less time they get to work on the legacy forums, and I WANT MY OLD CONVERSATIONS BACK!
Excuse me for that.
Mina's toilet
. Posted Oct 22, 2001
"Dear Mr. or Mrs. Moderator,
I am very sorry for giving you extra work but I think you deserve it.
Yours not-really-very-apologetically,
Niwt"
I want old conversations back too.
By the way old lady you can't do nothing in your own fan club. Or toilet. Or whatever. So how about you do a dance to amuse us?
Mina's toilet
I'm not really here Posted Oct 22, 2001
I don't think so.
I could do some roller skating though. I'll dig out a mirror ball, some sequins, and a few lava lamps, and we'll have a roller disco.
How about that.
BTW, isn't it the middle of the night for you?
Mina's toilet
Someone New.... ish Posted Oct 23, 2001
ooh... cant do roller disco - I'll break me ankle again!
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