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Orcus is a big wuss
Orcus Posted Jan 17, 2001
Yeah, apparently she did go there once. However, try going somewhere in Scotland where they don't claim she went there once...
Orcus is a big wuss
Orcus Posted Jan 17, 2001
Cool, one of my converstation forums has made it to a second page (basks in self satisfied glow). Wonder if I'll ever get to one of the top five busiest forums?
Plan. A good twenty four hours of posting to myself at every opportunity. That should do it. 
Yeah, I actually liked living in St. Andrews, I'm thinking my article is a bit of a turn off from it...PARANOID!!?
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George (the babbling) Brooke Posted Jan 17, 2001
No, not paranoid. I just sent word to PETA in the form of a telegram suggesting a special forum for the researchers who wrote lesser pages.
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Bagpuss Posted Jan 20, 2001
Didn't James VI of Scotland (who was Mary's son/grandson or something) ban golf? Clearly didn't retain his mum's passion for the game.
Orcus is a big wuss
Orcus Posted Jan 20, 2001
He was her son. Din't know about that, seems a bit extreme really doesn't it - but then again they used to burn people if they prayed incorrectly in those days didn't they.
Glad it wasn't banned forever, what else would I do with my temper? (its a truly annoying game - golf)
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George (the babbling) Brooke Posted Jan 20, 2001
I only like miniature golf. When I'm on a real golf corse, I get really board and start playing with the fish in the water hazards.
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Orcus Posted Jan 21, 2001
They have fish in the water hazards? You must use less polluted golf courses than me! Or do they have little tin hats (they'd need them if I was playing!)
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George (the babbling) Brooke Posted Jan 24, 2001
Little tin hats? Why would the fish have little tin hats?
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Orcus Posted Jan 24, 2001
You've clearly never seen bad golf (Orcus style ). From the Fish point of vies its a Battle of th Somme style artillery bombardment!
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George (the babbling) Brooke Posted Jan 24, 2001
I have an idea for the name of the forum for little pages "The H2G2 Botanical Gardens" It could have pictures of flowers and a juice bar. 
What do you think? 
Orcus is a big wuss
Orcus Posted Jan 24, 2001
Great! You could end up rivalling the Aroma Cafe, sounds like it could be quite popular. 
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