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You're wierd. Weird is cool, I like weird, that's why I'm weird. So hi, and welcome to h2g2. I'm meant to be new too, but I'm not really. Don't ask me to explain that!!

Why yes, yes I am... weird that is. Or at least that's what I'm told. Though I must thank you for reaffirming that for me. It's nice to know that I've retained at least some measure of weirdness. Oh, and hi yourself... well I suppose more hi to you, for as personal as saying hi to yourself is, its slightly more personal than I should likely be to someone I don't yet know... no?

Nice to meet another new person, even if you aren't really as new as you're ment to be; and worry not, I would never be so bold as to ask you to explain such a thing. One's newness, or lack there of, is quite a private thing, and should only be shared on one's own initiative.

*laugh*

Am I actually meant to understand that??!!

I'm not new, but the users list says I am. I won't explain cos they'll find out who I am, shhhhh. Don't worry about *them*, they don't know you yet. But they know who I am.. Or at least they did... Oh I don't know, forget it.

Hello, I'm Lisa, nice to meat you. (Yes, I said meat.)

Oh, most certainly not. I would never want to turn 'them' wise to anyone or anything they didn't already know about. Including, but not limited to myself, of course.

I'd offer you my name as well, but most everyone I know calls me Franklin anyway... including my lady friend, a fact which I find ever so slightly un-nerving, but it is the case none the less. As for meating me, that's quite alright, I'm a bit hungry and could go for a little meat. Preferably cooked, but if not, I can manage that on my own well enough. Either way, thank you... I most certainly appreciate it.

Nope I'm afraid it's straight from the freezer, and is therefore very cold, I don't know whether or not it's wise to eat it though.

Hmmmm... perhaps you're right. I mean, you seem nice enough, but who knows just what maner of beast you keep in your freezer. For that matter I don't know what maner of beast I would like to eat at the moment. So I think I'll just save it for another time, and stick with the Fruit Loops in the cupboard for now. Though not quite as interesting as un-named frozen beast, it's likely to be at least marginlly safer.

*laughs*
I'm sorry. It's a new freezer. Just found that in it!!

Ahhh yes... the undocumented complamentry un-named frozen beast.

Disturbing as it may well be (to no one by myself) I have yet to actually eat anything... so I shall do that now. Enjoy your new freezer, and the rest of your day.

Thaaank-you.

So, at the risk of carrying this thread farther than it was ment to go; how's your week been thus far? Mine has gone rather well. Had a fun day at court Monday, wrote a guide entry yesterday, and even submitted it for rejection. Over zealous of me, perhaps, but I have faith that it will be promptly rejected... so little worry on my part.

Today started a little slower than the last two did, but was nice all the same. Had a very plesent phone based conversation with my lady friend last night, and I'm in quite a good mood today. Hope you're doing equally as well, if not better.

Nope, I have the flu, dammit.

Luck is never on my side... *shrugs* Ahh well if this is how nature intended me to be... unlucky and ill... then I suppose it's probably for the best!!!


I'll get round to writing an entry soon... Just that my brain has been drained of its energy and hence is very painful right now so it'll have to wait till tomorrow. Or maybe the day after.. Or maybe...



Fluff

Flu? Awful. I've been feeling a little less that great myself the last few days. Not sure if I'm sick, or just too much stress. Likely a little of both though.

I know the unlucky all too well. Seems that I spend most of my time unlucky. Every once in a while I get tossed a bone, just to have it snatched away again. I'm used to it... but I certainly don't like it.

Wrrrrrrrrretched, isn't it? (he-he)

Quite, quite... though not as much so for me as you seem to be implying it is for yourself.

No fun, that is. No fun at all. I think everyone should get a cookie when that happens. I don't think they should eat it right then, though. Of course, if they did, they'd get a lot of cookies.

Mmmm... cookies. How are you today then?

Hello Fluff or should I say...









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Please don't, it would ruin the respect I have finally got from other h2g2ers. Not to mention my self-dignity. And my ego, my teeny itty bitty ego..

Please don't tell them who I am. Please. I'll do anything. *smiles hopefully*

He He He.
How much are you paying me?
%-)

Was feeling a lot better, but then I went out to dinner. Awkward experence seeing that I don't get out mught. That asn oriental food has a habit of not agreeing with me... so I'm not feeling so well now. At least I wasn't the one that paid for it... but then I guess I'm paying for it now. *smirk*

I'm going to leave this forum 'cos I don't feel like being.