h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello Jim

These days are hot and I have to on the air conditioner again, so the electric bill is soared again. the other day business was very bad in my shop, I hope the next few days will become better by National Day.The day afrer tomorrow is National Day in China, so I'm busy for the next few days.

Nikita

hi nikita
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this is an open offer. if you send me an email with you address i will be happy to send you a small present from bradfrod, and some postcards of the bronte sister.s birth place.howarth
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i dont have an air conditioner, i have a three speed ceiling fan, but its not needed much, even in summer,if we get one lol.
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jim xxxx

You mean the address is my home adress?

hi tikita
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either the home or shop address,
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then i can send you a wlecome from bradford,in the form of a small present. like hands across the the continent.
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about 3 yrs ago i did the same with a lady in japan, we exchanged presents. i have a small purse and netski.
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and i send the lady a paper knife i think, and some post cards of the bronte sisters home and town.
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jim xxx

okay,my home address as follows:

English address: No.13,lane 22 Xiaojiao village,Shaxi town,Zhongshan city,Guangdong province,China
post code:528471 receiver:Ruan Yingshao

Chinese address: ÖлªÈËÃñ¹²ºÍ¹ú¹ã¶«Ê¡ÖÐɽÊÐɳϪÕòÏó½Ç´åµÚ¶þÊ®¶þÏï13ºÅ
Óʱࣺ528471 ÊÕ¼þÈË:ÈîÓ¢ÉØ

What is your address?

okay,my home address as follows:

Address in English : No.13,lane 22 Xiangjiao village,Shaxi town,Zhongshan city,Guangdong province,China
post code:528471 receiver:Ruan Yingshao

Address in Chinese : ÖлªÈËÃñ¹²ºÍ¹ú¹ã¶«Ê¡ÖÐɽÊÐɳϪÕòÏó½Ç´åµÚ¶þÊ®¶þÏï13ºÅ
Óʱࣺ528471 ÊÕ¼þÈË:ÈîÓ¢ÉØ

What is your address?

hi tikita
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i will put my address in the post i send you,written as it needs to be on a letter or parcel.
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if i get time tomz i will be at the place where i can get a souviner of bradford for you, and some post cards of the area i live in. jim xxxxx

Sorry,I just login msn and received your message, but you were off line.
It's National Day in China today, so I'm busy and forget to login msn

hi nikita,
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i forgot you said it was the national day, today.
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item bought, will be sending tomz, it could i was told, take about a week for you to receive it. lol jim xxxxx

Thanks a lot! But what should I send to you? let me think.... maybe I will give you a surprise, so I can't tell you what will send to you now

Once I receive the parcel,I will let you know.

hi tikita
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i wont give mine away, its something you can use evry day at the shop, and each time it will remind you of a friend you have in england,lol.
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the lady in japan i sent to yrs back, i sent a paper knife, nooo its not one for you, lol. there will also be cards and photos,in the parcel.take care jim xxxx

Aha, let me guess.... something I can use every day at the shop???? Is it a mouse pad?

hi nikita
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now would i send you one of them lol, nooo. its nothing to do with pc,s you might need to use the item about three times a day, probably just after you get to the shop, before opening lol.
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its in the post, with some photos i took of bradford. jim xxxx

NO NO NO... I just guess it was the mouse pad, I have had one in the shop.
I don't guess and just waiting for it(but i think maybe it is a cup)

Yesterday someone approached to my shop and want to take over it. if cession fee is reasonable, I will dispose of the shop, then I needn't work at the shop and can go to another town to find a job.

hi nikita
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am i right in thinking you dont like to be a boss, you would like to work for some one and let them have the worries. of the shop.
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its not a cup,lol
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its not gold, its not siver, but very near to lol.
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here is a riddle for you.
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what can you put up the chimney ,down
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but cant pull down a chimney,up.
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i wont be at the cyber today, wednesday, its my day of rest lol
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jim xxxx

I like to be a boss, but I can make more money to work at a company than to work at the shop, so I would like to dispose of it.

its not gold, its not sliver,is it a pen?

I can't open the riddle, would you give me a clue?

hi tikita,
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not giving you any more clues to the item, you will have to wait and see.lol
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the riddle, "very usefull in watery day"lol
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in a week or so i wont be able to leave the house for about 8 to 10 weeks, except sat and sundays.
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im about to have the whole home rewired and the kitchen and toilet replaced, smoke alarms and lights front and back, and a security alarm on the front and back door.
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so the house will have to have all the windows and doors open because of the dust.
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it will take 8 to 10 as my house is big.
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3 bedrooms, bathroom, toilet, front room, kitchen,small utility room.long hallway.
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i arnt looking forward to it, but it a housing house and i have no say lol jim xxx

The answer is a umbrella?

If you have to leave the house, where are you going to live in?

The answer is an umbrella?

If you have to leave the house, where are you going to live in?

hi tikita
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its an umberella yes.lol
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thats the problem, i dont leave the house, i have to be here very day, to let the workmen get on, and as the house will have to have all the windows and doors open, i will have to be in the house all day from monday to friday, so i will have to do my shopping on saturday or sunday, and use the pc at the cybercafe on the weekend to. lol jim xxxx