Well, here I am then...
Hello, and welcome to me. Or rather my space. In all honesty it's not the most spacious space, and I fear claustrophobia may set in, but, hey, it's home.
Sort of.
As you've probably already gathered, anyone hoping to learn a great deal about me from this entry is unlikely to come away entirely satisfied, for which I can only apologise. (I would love to pretend that this is because I am a top secret spy or something, but in fact the reasoning is so painfully mundane as to guarantee instant tedium.)
Still, if you're desperate, here are a few titbits...
I am largely carniverous by nature, and hence live in a constant state of guilt and shame, as every principal I hold dear maintains that I really ought to be vegetarian.
I am therefore the sort of person who will drop his principals at the mere sight of a steak.
Sorry.
I regard mushrooms as fungus, and will no more eat them, as I would mouldy bread. (I have occassionally been known to eat both out of crippling politeness.)
I am not, unlike an apparently large number of you, a scout. (In fact I was thrown out of the scouts as a child for persuading everybody that the scout hut was haunted.)
I both love and hate my job in roughly equal measures.
I find both monkeys, and the word "spam" inherently amusing, despite (or perhaps because of) my best efforts not to do so.
Anyone still there? Oh, well done. Have fun, I'll try and actually contribute to the Guide in the not too distant future.
Bye for now..
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