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Masters
Posted Apr 7, 2005
Masters week here in Augusta. What a nightmare. I guess if you like golf it's paradise. Later tonight Judd is coming into town and we plan on hitting up the hospitality tents for free food and beer. Well, Melanie managed to get my number and call me. She wants to get together sometime in the near future. I have to admit that I am very aroused by the thought, but I think I'll have to pass on it. She even told me Alec would be alright with it. That just freaks me out. She also sent me an email in which she has a Douglas Adams quote. I'm glad I use an alias. She might be a member of this site. Nothing much else going on. I was a bit peeved at how quickly Judd found out that Mel called me. I guess she called Judd's wife 2 seconds after she hung up the phone with me. I couldn't have been off the phone with her for 10 minutes when Judd called and said "So, when are you meeting up with her?"
I went out with Regina Monday Night. She's extremely attractive, it's unfortunate that I have no interest in her. She opens her mouth and I completely zone out. We just don't have anything in common. I know I could make conversation with Mel for hours just by what she said in her email. This is bad. I can only equate it with a man dying of thirst in the dessert, handing him a bottle of dasani and telling him not to open it.
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Death Wish 3 "The Demise of Kane"
Posted Apr 3, 2005
Ok, it's time to reign myself in a bit. I was wrong and should not have been doing what I did last night. I'm just glad it did not go any further. I went to Atlanta to game with some old friends of mine. My best friend Judd drove. On the trip up he was telling me about 2 new gamers that would be joining us, a husband and wife team Alec and Melanie. Well, new to me because I had not gamed with them before. I've heard a lot of stories about the two. It appears they are swingers with an "open" marriage. Fine and dandy, I was going there to roleplay not nail some guys wife. We arrive at my friend Ernie's house. (he's hosting the game)Everyone else is already there and I'm introduced to Alec and Mel. Alec is huge. Six foot Four, Cornbread fed mountain boy From Alabama. The man looks like a viking warrior. His wife is tiny in comparison only 5ft tall with blue hair. Interesting. We all go out to the garage so the smokers can get their nicotine fix. While we're talking Alec reaches over picks up a hatchet and starts swinging it around. Then mumbles something about not having been on his medication for over a month. I come to find out that Alec was in the military. He had to Kill a man in Hand to Hand combat. Beat him to death with a crowbar. I guess he couldn't cope with it and got a medical discharge and is on Zoloft and other antidepressants. I was almost positive he was going to freak out and plant that hatchet in someones skull. The scariest part was that I don't think I could have stopped Alec "the viking" from killing everyone in the room. I was a bit unnerved so I went back into the house. Alec let everyone live so we went into the basement to start our game. Unfortunately, it was the most boring game I have ever played. So, to liven things up, I start drinking vodka and cranberry juice. I think I've said this before, but I do not drink liquor, only beer. I usually know better, but once every six months or so I have to test the waters just to make sure. Alec's wife Mel only drinks on occassion. She was sitting right across the table from me. I'm on my first couple of drinks and Mel starts playing footsies with me. We do this for about 2 hours. I think the only person that noticed was Judd. Aggressive women are also a weakness of mine, and Mel was starting to cross over the "footsies" line, flirting hardcore with me. Now Alec has a large screwdriver in his hand and he his making stabbing motions in the air. Somehow I'm completely oblivious to the fact that my life is going to come to an abrupt halt. Judd is sober, taking everything in and realizing that he has to get me out of there soon. The rest of the story is pretty much a blur, I remember bits and pieces but Judd was kind enough to relate the following to me.
"I realized that things were going bad when Mel held open her blouse and you tried to lodge dice between her cleavage. By this time, Alec was fondling a giant srewdriver and drooling. So, I started packing up my stuff and told Alec and the rest of the guys that we had to leave. They wanted me to come outside with them for a smoke but I knew that It was only a matter of minutes before you and Melanie wandered off somewhere. I did go outside for a few minutes and when I came back in Mel was on you like a cheap suit. Luckily, I managed to pry you away from her before Alec came back into the house. I had to forcibly drag you to the car as you sang "Big Ole Jet Airliner" at the top of your lungs. Is that only verse to that song that you know?"
So, I managed to get out of there alive, but I just have to wonder... What was I thinking???
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BCA
Posted Apr 2, 2005
I went to a lake party last night with the guys from the BCA. It was good. Lots of alcohol, pool table, hot tub, big screen tv everything that you could want for a party house. Unfortunately it was a sausage fest. Only a few women showed up and most of them left early. Oh well, I still had a good time. I spent the night, woke up and helped to clean up. I have a date for Monday night with a woman named Regina. A local night club has a VIP party with free food and drinks, luckily I know the promotions manager and scored some free tickets. I asked Regina to go and she was very receptive. I pick her up at her place at 8:30pm. I'm surprised she'll go out with me considering the last time I invited her out we got to witness a bar fight up close. We shall see how it goes.
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Afroman
Posted Mar 27, 2005
Coolest day of my life. I was shooting our normal video show and we were at the Afroman concert waiting to do an interview. We did the interview and had great time. I stayed around to get some B-roll of him singing when I got high. I wound up hanging out with him in the VIP room. Man, we just hung out talking, it was awesome. Although, I have never done an illegal substance in my entire life, I have sloping eyes and everyone always thinks I'm stoned. So, I'm hanging out with afroman, just talking and a group of white guys comes up and starts telling him that they can get him the best pot in town. He blows them off and keeps talking to me. Then the waitress comes over with a bunch of shots. Afroman buys Me a shot, the dude bought me a shot. How cool is that! I could die a happy man right now.
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B-day
Posted Mar 25, 2005
Yesterday was my 35th birthday. I should have just stayed in bed. I got to work and my business partner let me know that we couldn't pay our equipment lease for the month. He borrowed the money from his brother and kept assuring me that it was better than borrowing from a bank. Well, his brother was not even a little bit understanding. I can't say I blame him. I hear he pitched a fit. So my business partner paid the loan for the month of March.
I wanted to excercise on my lunch break so I biked from my home to the canal which is a good little ride of about 14 miles. 7 miles there and 7 miles back. It was at the 7 mile point that I noticed something odd. It felt like I was riding through quicksand. I looked at my rear tire and sure enough it was flat. A large roofing nail staring me in the face, what fun. On the upside, I got more excercise than I bargained for, the bad part is that to get back home I had to walk through the worst section of town wearing green sweat pants and a red sweater.
Got a call to do some video work from the martial arts school I use to teach at. Everyone wants me to do something for free. I guess they don't realize that I have to eat. They recorded their last fights and when the tried to get it edited the guy wanted to charge over $1500 dollars. I told them I would do it for $100 and they balked at me. Trying to tell me how easy it would be and that they would never charge me to work out there. I picked up the tapes. 10 tapes! 10 freakin tapes! That's 10 hours of footage. It's gonna take me just 10 hours just to look at it. Not to mention edit it.
So, I went out to ye old local watering hole again. Cheapest beer in town. We'll call it "HundHaus". So I get to the Hundhaus and order my $1 draft and run into a friend who is talking with a guy named Dave. I have now me the most annoying person on the planet. I've never seen anything like it. The man talked non-stop for two hours. He never asked anyone a question and never cared who was or wasn't listening. It was just verbal diarhea. Everything in his head passed directly through his mouth. No filter. He wouldn't take the hint to shut-up, from anybody so I finally had to leave. Went downtown and ran into Jay and his new girlfriend barbi. We went to watch a local band and while she was talking and flirting with him she kept rubbing my damn leg. No shame at all. What does she think I'm going to do? I just got ticked off and left. I know Jay, he's a good guy. Lives in fantasy land but a good guy. I've had women date my friends before(while I was dating them) and I think it's just wrong.
So I went home and now I'm at work, looking at the corporate check book and wondering how long I can live on Ramen noodles and $1 draft.
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