h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Masters week here in Augusta. What a nightmare. I guess if you like golf it's paradise. Later tonight Judd is coming into town and we plan on hitting up the hospitality tents for free food and beer. Well, Melanie managed to get my number and call me. She wants to get together sometime in the near future. I have to admit that I am very aroused by the thought, but I think I'll have to pass on it. She even told me Alec would be alright with it. That just freaks me out. She also sent me an email in which she has a Douglas Adams quote. I'm glad I use an alias. She might be a member of this site. Nothing much else going on. I was a bit peeved at how quickly Judd found out that Mel called me. I guess she called Judd's wife 2 seconds after she hung up the phone with me. I couldn't have been off the phone with her for 10 minutes when Judd called and said "So, when are you meeting up with her?"
I went out with Regina Monday Night. She's extremely attractive, it's unfortunate that I have no interest in her. She opens her mouth and I completely zone out. We just don't have anything in common. I know I could make conversation with Mel for hours just by what she said in her email. This is bad. I can only equate it with a man dying of thirst in the dessert, handing him a bottle of dasani and telling him not to open it.