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It's not fair!! hootoo is broken

-1 flipping posts and all that

How are you, anyway? I've got my internet fairly sorted out now, but I've got a horrible throat infection, feels like I've swallowed a brillo pad

I'm good thanks...I was beginning to wonder if you got abducted by aliens

Oh, I've been moving flats - now living at the hotel! - and then had a week with a new wireless network. I was able to access for about five minutes at a time before losing the signal for a couple of hours. So much hassle, to be honest I'd have rather got abducted by aliens!

...you don't really

well I'm taking myself to bed now....If you ever get yourself sorted maybe we can talk on Skype sometime.
Goodnight my friend

Alright, that's not quite true - I'd have happily got abducted by aliens if they'd handled the moving and wireless network for me!

I don't think the aliens will bother
They'll be just as confused with the wireless connection too

Hello friend
Where have you been hiding?...Hootoo is realy quiet.
Unless I'm looking in the wrong places

I've been hiding in the garden with my rockery and leaky pond I was hoping you'd pop in again sometime, I've missed you being around!

I've missed you too...It seems really quiet in hootoo...hardly anyone around to pester...SOooooooooooooooo....I've whacked on the stereo
and listening to Iron Maiden...just to annoy the neighbours

What are neighbours there for if not to be annoyed? Maiden should annoy them more than most. I've been listening to much more mellow stuff lately, Jack Johnson, Damien Rice, Seth Lakeman, stuff like that.

I pestered hubby for the James Blunt album....payed it to death
hence the Iron Maiden
It was a toss up between Maiden or Sisters of Mercy

If you put the Sisters on though, you'd have to spend the evening walking backwards and forwards, which makes it a bit hard to type!

Have you heard Guns'n'Roses are back together!!!!

Are they? Is it the original line-up, or just some of Axl's mates geting together again?

Slash...Izzy and Duff!!!!!

About bloody time, eh? Hope it lasts this time

And they are touring in US ath the mo and are planning to
come over here!!!!!!!!!
http://www.newgnr.com/newgnr.html

Now that would be pretty big news - don't suppose they'd play Exeter or Plymouth