h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh my, and there I am posting you a link to an idea for the Post - we're talking about a secone run of 'Whoever Next' with a slightly different concept: http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/F127730?thread=5559974&post=65703308#p65697153

Err, I know - I posted there a few minutes ago

You did? Must go and look (was on the balcony for a smoke).

Oh, I completely missed your post, I only saw Beowulf's post.

*leaves key for gooey Post office*

It's yours again.

Ooh, ta!

Are you no longer in grumpy/stressed/overworked mode then?

Me? I don't go into that mode!

Geez, you look exactly like lil now. All you need to do is to say: 'I yam a good girl!' and the imitation is perfect!

Perhaps I won't go quite that far...

I'm sure lil would appreciate your decision.

Now looke who's here.

Who? Where? When?

Don't know. I forgot.

A bloke goes to the doctor's. The doctor says 'well, your test results are back, and I'm sorry to tell you that you have cancer and Alzheimer's'.

'Phew' says the man.

'What do you mean, phew?' says the doctor.

'Well, at least I don't have Alzheimer's'.

Just because.

Thank you!

for you too!

It's nice to 'have you back' - if you know what I mean. I miss you when you're not around.

Oh come on, are you trying to turn me pink?

Pink? I'm not sure it's a colour that suits you - unlike yellow.