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The shrimp joke...
The Twiggster Started conversation Jun 16, 2011
Two guys in a mortuary are discussing a body that's been brought in by the police - a young woman dragged out of the river.
One mentions to the other that he noticed something unusual - that she had a shrimp... somewhere unusual.
The other expresses scepticism, and demands to be shown. He is shown. Scornfully, he points out that it is not a shrimp, it is in fact a specific part of female anatomy often considered hard to find.
"Is it?" says the first. "Well it tasted of shrimp."
The shrimp joke...
The Twiggster Posted Jun 16, 2011
Obviously I don't usually tell it exactly like that...
The shrimp joke...
Alfster Posted Jun 16, 2011
Yes, it loses something in it's trimmed form...unlike the thing that isn't being mentioned explictly...
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