h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm off duty in a little bit,so if I suddenly stop replying it's not coz I'm being rude it's coz I've gone home to bed (mind you I'm back on duty in 12 hours)

cool no worries have a good sleep and i will talk to you soon

'allo how're you today?

Very tired as Lola my 5 month kept me up most of the night. So how bout you ?

been at work for 2 hours and got another 10 to do what time is it there?

Its 8.30am sunday morning,and today is grand final day for the NRL footy so we will be going out soon to a friends for a bbq and drinks

sounds nice,it's a bit too cold and wet for that kind of thing over here,so eat something nice for me

No worries it looks nice and sunny outside here but not sure if its warm outside as i havent been out there yet but if its like all the other days this week it will be hot today.And its only spring here at the moment.
Do you like working in a prison?

i absolutley love it,my dads worked here for 30 years and I've been here 10

It sounds like a cool job,Are you a gaurd or do you work in an office and is it male or female prison?Sorry im a very nosey person

i'm a guard for 560 males

Wow cool i bet you have heaps of fun working there it must get very physical it times though.My aunt was in one of the prisons over here for drugs and i went to see her once and it was horrible,i had to walk past the mens jail to get to the womans.Thye prison you work at is it maximun or minimum security

it's somewhere in the middle,it was built in 1800 and used for deportations to austrailia.We had 58 hangings here and the last public hanging outside a jail

wow have you ever seen a hanging?

no,capital punishment ended about 50 years ago

Ah so you are young like me then im 31 but since having 2 kids i feel old due to lack of sleep over the years.

yup i'm a baby at 34,what's the name of the town/city you live in?

Corrimal its about 2 hours from Sydney and we are surrounde by beaches how bout you?

maidstone in south-east england,about an hour south of london

Do you always work on a saturday night or do you do rotational shift work?What do you do for fun?

I used to go out clubbing all the time but with 2 kids its hard to get a sitter and i couldnt handle waking up to a baby very hungover