h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

By the way it's great to see you about the place - I think I owe you an email from way back!

I'm still around, of course - and still actively subscribed to your interesting journal. I don't always have anything worthwhile to add, but you know how that is.

Feel free to drop me an email any time you want, as well. I'd always be happy to hear from you.

I really hope you're feeling better, and won't need to continue the pain killers? If you do, you might want to consider remodeling your bathroom soon.

Oh. dear. hang on; you mean we're ment to have something 'worthwhile to say' before we post? struth... I've been doing this website wrong since....... gosh, about 2001....

"There will be a haddock somewhere in the Irish Sea with concussion if it gets hit by that torpedo."

I'm sorry to read of your intestinal plight, but I'm not sorry you shared it with us - superb way with words

Well, I intend not to make a habit of it.

I must be entering that phase of life which I noticed many years ago in other people - where they start viewing the state of their bowel movements as a weathervane.