h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Go to YouTube and search him. He's funny as fuckery.

Woah, I'm losing it. I thought this was one of your journal entries. I'll check this out tomorrow as the sloth's bots have limited my internet options.

Do you think I upset SWL in the lesbian question thread? He went offline after I posted that t-shirt joke. I had him down as being totally imperturbable. Maybe it was just tea time.

I think it would be very hard to upset SWL! Spilling his pint might do it...

Tea time then I guess. Oh good, now I'm wondering what a Scottish dude I never met is having for tea.

I've got a 2legs tribute track on the go. I cut&pasted some of his weirder posts into a fiddled with text to speech box. It's an assault on the senses.

He's probably eating puppies.

A 2legs tribute track? I'm vaguely scared.

Me too. There's only so much cowbell and robotic gibbering the mind can take in 5 minutes. I'm nearly done thankfully. I just need to vocode the 'nighthoover is not a bat cry' bit into the melody and chop a bit off the intro.

I beta tested it at a club. Cleared the dancefloor. I'm getting good at this.

It didn't start off as a tribute. It kind of spiralled off in that direction after using cowbell for the first time since 98.

The dude is funny. She Gotta Smile and Craig where my favorites. He reminds me a bit of weird al Yankovich. Except weird al can't seem to be in time at all or hit the right note on occaision. Which is a shame 'cos his lyrics are piss funny.

I'm going to be singing at the next Home sweet Home. I'm bricking it. Not only is my ability rather dubious the bit I've written is for the mid section of Genki desu ka? emo kun and will be performed in the style of a grief stricken drunk japanese salaryman with a poor grasp of english.

Ah'dont crut yroursref eeeeeeeemo kun

He is rather humorous. I've just finished 'acquiring' a full live set. Rather good.

'Genki desu ka? emo kun' Nope, you've absolutely lost me there!

I sent a link of She's gotta a smile to one of my friends then recoiled in horror on remebering her rather portly friend has just moved in with her. I've been putting my foot in it a lot recently. It occurred to me on the bus that Mr lynch is also the spitting image of Val Kilmer. I wonder what his undiscriminatory friend is called.

Genki desu ka? Emo kun... is one of my tracks. There is a horrible version on my myspace (I hate writing that)

It's Japanese, translates directly to "Okay to be? Emo child (inferior)"

My Lynch is much better looking than the Kilmster (though I do have slightly odd taste apparently).

MySpace! That explains it. I only listened to the first one: to have listened any further might have blown my 'good funkin in an eighties stylee way that brings a smile to the face and a boogie to the bottie' circuits.

THe DVD I downlo... 'acquired' is the gig that most of the YouTube clips are from, and it's splendid.

I live in hull which has the country's only privately owned phone network. We refer to the owning company as 'the enemy' I am currently w*rking undercover within 'the enemy' and plan to bring their evil empire crashing down around me.

Mainly by gross negligence and using up all the cups in the coffee machine.

Why am I telling you this? I'm internet blacklisted with them. For ringing them up and telling them they're a collection of the worst swear word(s) when drunk because they wouldn't support my router because I didn't buy it off them. I can.... 'acquire' nothing without total net shutdown.

That wouldn't be 'Hull Kingston Telecommunications' perchance?

*former BT employee!*

I've gone from working for BT to, via a stint of semi-professional musicianship (otherwise known as signing on) and a brief bit of electrical wholesaling (I still know what an MK K2747whi is) to being a tax collector.

Yep, I am Satan.

I went from botanical wholesaling. (I still can't look at certain types of patterned lino)to being a mail sorter then call centre worker and probably the worlds laziest barman.

Your bar (assuming it hasn't changed since you wrote your PS) doesn't seem to exist! I Googled it, and ran it through BITE, to no avail.

http://www.myspace.com/thelamphull

As barstaff we lead by example (bad).

Free pool and discounted drinks? *Now* he tells me!

I don't suppose that whole Freedom of Speech thread is a baroque, devious and generally Machiavellian attempt by someone to perform a craven, desperate, Guinness starved U-turn by any chance?