h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i am 63, T.B.

although.... heh heh i am now, what with my Curves working out stuff and some weight loss, finally somewhat presentable in a speedo ...for doing laps... er... in a pool!! not the other kind hahahaha

Two words for you, Helen Mirren. Same goes for Julie Andrews

okay http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/story/0,26278,24045314-5013560,00.html she does look great! i am still working on my tummy and there's a little bit of cellulite on my upper arms and upper legs that WILL come off now that i know how to get rid of it (i never had that problem until recently) and then i have to gain about 5 lbs back in my um chest area... i do believe its possible... just exercise everything but that area and eat all the things they tell you to avoid in order to lose weight...



okay... but it still is going to be a little while until the bikini and remember... i AM a year older than her !

I wouldn't turn down either her or Julie Andrews and they're both almost old enough to be my grandmother!

me too old enuf to be your grandmother

only just.

k so how old are you now?

27, 28 this year

gosh. you really are getting up there.

congratulations!!

and, by the way, thank you for deciding to stay with us on the planet !

I have this plan, it involves building a rather large arsenal and various armoured combat suits, which I have gotten mostly designed, and taking the world by force. I even had a dream about it the other day, where I was in court, for some reason and I started laughing and I asked, actually demanded of the judge what right he had to sit in judgement over me, then I said the quote in my tag line about the strong ruling, before leaping across the courtroom and snapping the judge's neck like a little twig. For some strange reason they'd let me keep my sword and very large gun. After pacifying the whole court I went to the house of commons, asked "{Who rules here?" and shot the PM before asking again and continuing until some MP said "You do?" Then I woke up


I'm a pacifist

if i laugh you won't go out and do that will you?



>>> I'm a pacifist <<<
yes and i can see that's by choice and not inclination

You can't do that kind of thing these days, the world's turned all sissy. I was borne in the wrong time. I'd have been better born before 1820, in fact I'd have been best born around 900AD in northern europe. Back then an ambitious young warlord could really make something of himself.

i agree

and i bet you really like 'The Last Hero' by Terry Pratchett, too, huh

It's ok, but I prefer the bit in Fifth Elephant when Vimes is fighting off the werewolves

ah... also i bet you like some of the battle scenes in Braveheart?

yes, and two if my favourite movies are Beowulf and Grendel, and Sword of Xanten, aka Die Nibelungen.

i can't even squash a bug

and yet I can easily believe that I'm capable of killing someone, I'd feel really guilty and bad about it afterwards and i'd have to have lost control, but I can easily believe myself capable of the act and that frightens me.

you know... its funny but right before you said that i got one of those recorded marketing calls and i stayed on the line to push the button to get to the live person because i had been receiving calls from these guys for weeks no matter what buttons i pushed and the bad thing is one time i could not get the phone hung up and what if i had had an emergency??? so i stayed on again on this call and asked for a supervisor and when she wouldnt connect me it turned into a shouting match and i sorta lost it and i felt so ...much ...anger



i did feel murderous for the first time in years!!

so it is always time when something like that happens to me... to settle back and look and see what is really bothering me... it surely cannot be that little black girl calling from chi town, illinois, in the heart of the projects... who has to take that job because it is the only one she can get during this administration's invasion of our country... and she needs it to support her kids...

its gotta be something inside of me... something i feel helpless about...

i dunno if it works in USia but over here if you kep pressing the # key it messes up the computer and it hangs up