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my favorite piece of information...
Posted Oct 17, 2005
AS SAID BY DOUGLAS ADAMS HIMSELF!
"My favorite piece of information is that Branwell Bronte, brother of Emily and Charlotte, died standing up leaning against a mantelpiece, in order to prove that it could be done.
This is not quite true, in fact. My absolute favorite piece of information is the fact that young sloths are so inept that they frequently grab their own arms and legs instead of tree limbs, and fall out of trees.”
gahahahha.. i always get a kick out of that. anyways. im gonna go.. this was pointless.. but ya. so are most things i do. have a good night/day all!
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Latest reply: Oct 17, 2005
sheep wearing speedos with monkeys in banana trees
Posted Oct 5, 2005
Ahh but what a gift to be random...
I love it. seriously it's the coolest thing since sliced bread and those cheesy flamingo lawn ornaments (i swear to god I am going to have a lawn full of them when I am older). Anyways. I was too busy being random to talk about randomness. Which is what makes it so great. No one cares, because... its random! Like... for instance did you know right now that I am CRAVING A PICKLE... A big dill pickle. My aunt makes sweet dill pickles. She grows the cucumbers in her own garden. once, i helped her pick them. It was really boring... just like chemistry class. Sadly enough it is the Chemistry behind the cucumber that MAKES IT A PICKLE...
Woah. Did you see that?! DID YOU SEE THAT?
How random.. and yet... oh so very cool is that. hahahaha that was fun. I like being random!
lalala
if pigs could fly
lalala
then so could i
lalala
hmm. so anyways I suppose I should put some sort of substance to this weird journal entry. if you can call it that. it's not like it has anything to do with my life... although now you do know that I am craving a pickle. yum. Maybe a sandwhich with pickles in it. even yummier. Anyways. right. substance... *thinking*
(see all that empty space?? that is me thinking....)
(woops there I go again...)
You know what I decided.
just now.
that one day
possibly... in the near future...
I am going to take my notebook
and pick out all my favorite things i wrote
and put them on here.
yes.
yes i shall.
oh how i love being a genius.
a hungry pickle craving genius perhaps
but alas that is not the point.
so that is something for all you folks out there to look forward too.
so until then, i bid you adieu!
farewell my fine feathered friends....
...
wait.
you don't have feathers
so you can't be feathered friends
unless you are a duck in disguise.
...*GASP*
A DUCK SPY
I KNEW IT!
quack.
(I am a quack. ahahaaha clever pun megan clever pun.)
okay. fare thee well!
Megan
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Latest reply: Oct 5, 2005
time well wasted
Posted Aug 30, 2005
Alright, so apparently my skills at keeping a current and up to date journal are non existant. It's been a while... a long while. And I suppose I could try and fill you on whats been going on in my life for the past months, but really, its all the same old same old. We laugh we cry.. we feel the pain. But in the end it all comes down to the moment - the present. The here and now. That's what really matters. That's what really counts... Everything that you have done in your life has led you to be the person you are in this moment, this fragment of time in your life. That's it really. Quite simplistic, no twists or hidden corners.
And now Im just wondering. the mistakes we make, the lessons we learn.. in the end does it all add up to the same thing. Do we ever figure it out? Do we all make it? or is the realisation about what its all about only granted to a select few.. if any?..
And I wonder if the time Ive spent so far has been spent well. Or if it has been wasted on things we think are important but are merely materialistic and mean nothing when it comes down to it.
Love... we live for love i think. Not just one type, but many. You friends, your family.. your better half...
If thats the case, then I've spent my time well.
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Latest reply: Aug 30, 2005
Eeny meeny miny moe
Posted Nov 17, 2004
Hokay.
So.
What to say. ha, that was a good start to a brilliant and witty entry. Yes, yes, i would have to say I have done it again. *raises eyebrow*. Well, why dont I fill you in on the major happenings in the past... 5 weeks!! SAY WHAT!!!!! wow i am even lazier than i thought. ok, so, in a nutshell.. (in a nutshell.. ahhahahaha, im a riot) I... I... I...oh damn this short term memory of mine! lol, i dont know how some people do it. I mean, i was talking to my uncle, and he was spouting off some thing he learned in grade 11, which was like 100 years ago, and here i can barely remember what i did yesterday! ohk, i lie. I remember what I did yesterday. But, 5 weeks ago? not a chance. So lets play a little game. Its called "Lets imagine what megan did 5 weeks ago"
I like this game. Its my favorite. Actually, i wouldnt know because I just invented it. But I think, that after I have played it, it will be my favorite.
so.. lets see.
Ill go first!
5 weeks ago I...
woke up and decided that i didnt like not being able to fly. so i tought myself how too. Now, if you have ever read the hitchikers guide to the galaxy, which i hope you would have if you are on this site, you will know that flying is really a simple business. Aim for the ground and miss right? right. well, apparently, its not that simple. You see, i have the bruises to prove it. So there i was, teaching myself how to fly, and failing spectacularily might I add, when all of a sudden I decided I wanted to learn how to play the ukele, so I jumped in my car, a PINK car (I can dream right) and zoomed off to my local ukele store. But, seeing as I get lost finding my kitchen in the morning, I instead ended up at the local tattoo artist. so I got a tattoo, a big one that says, *___________________* you get to fill in the blank. Anyways, after my tattoo incident (not a true story by the way) I suddenly discovered I had super powers, so off I flew to protect the world from the forces of evil. So basically, I was off to conquer all things that look like old ladies in purple spandex that drink tequila, have 15 cats and that smell like mothballs. As well as George Bush... on second thought. BRING ON THE OLD LADIES!
.. Hm... soo.. after a tiring afternoon of saving the world I... I went out for supper! Yes! thats a good one. And, chances are, 5 weeks ago I did go out for supper. So, point for me! Umm.. now lets see, wherrrre did I go out for supper. How about... A restaurant, that.. is in a converted water tower... that is painted brown... in the industrial section of lethbridge..
Now, sadly enough, such a restaurant exists. I kid you not. Sad, but true.
Well ladies and gentlemen, this concludes the game portion of our evening. In fact, this conlcudes the whole portion of our evening, seeing as my doctor a.k.a. doctor mom (who really IS a doctor go figure) is telling me I need more sleep. And seeing as on average.. well when you actually average it out, like do the math...I get about 3.4 hours of sleep each night. Including weekends and holidays. And no, I did not do the math for fun. I did it because I was extremely bored in chemistry class. Which, F.Y.I., SUCKS! So, seeing as I have all the statistics and my mom against me, as well as when I wake up (and I use the term "wake up" loosely here) I feel like I have been run over by a whole procession of travelling circus trucks, I think that it is time I went to bed.
I bid you adieu, beunos noches! Bon soir! Good night!
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Latest reply: Nov 17, 2004
its been a while
Posted Oct 12, 2004
well its been a while since the last time I wrote. But seeing as no one reads any of my ramblings anyways thats ok. Hmmm.. so when I think about it Im basically talking to myself... ahahahaha. Oh the irony. Well then. Lets see. What to tell myself. This is pointless really because everything I have to say I already know. If that made sense. No it didnt. Oh well. Well I guess I could talk about the last few weeks and whats happened. But I dont want to because
a) I already know what happened I was there and I have already pointed out that the only person reading this is going to be, so its a waste of time and
b) quite frankly I just don't want to.. it is all to complicated and messed up for me and I will just complain the whole time. And nobody likes a complainer. Unless, you are the type of person who likes a complainer. And if thats the case, well.. I dont know. I just dont.
Anyways... what can I talk about then? Hmm ill tell you.. aka myself about my day today. Because it was reasonably uncomplicated, and it makes me laugh. Ok, so imagine this. You are lying in bed, nice and warm, all comfortable, not a care in the world. You can smell breakfast being made downstairs, all is quiet. You're smiling to yourself and are drifting contentedly back off to sleep with pleasant aromas wafting around you in your cocoon of warmth when *WABAM* your 17 year old cousin, your 14 year old cousin, and your 11 year old brother all decide to jump on you simultaneously, drag you kicking and screaming out of bed, then steal your blanket and turn on your light. Honestly, I hate that, pet peeve, when someone wakes you up in the morning and then leaves your light on. It then means that you ACTUALLY have to get out of bed and it makes procrastinating that much harder. Anyways. There I was, being dragged out of bed. It was ok actually because they woke me up for a good cause. The good cause of course being food. Mmmm.. brunch. I love it
So after brunch I helped my mom out around the house a bit, then I went and picked up my friend and we went and took my car to one of those automatic hands free sit in your car and get a free show car washes. ahh I love those things. They always provide me with a solid 4.3 minutes of amusement. lol. So that was fun, even tho I got soaked when I got out of my car to enter the code and the car in front of us's wash was splashing all over me. If that makes sense. lol, ok, so I dont have a way with words. Leave me alone. After that we headed over to thrift village to look for halloween costumes... *ominous hum in the background begins now* AHHHHHHHH! I am NEVER setting foot in that store again! lol, it was sooooooo funny! yet, highly embarassing.. but thats ok. So, for halloween a bunch of us are dressing up in 80's garb, big dress, big earings, big hair, you name it. So we went to look for a dress for me today. Well, 2 of them didnt fit over my very large soccer bum, one was green and made out of velvet, the most disgusting thing Ive ever tried on, and 1 didnt make it past.. well.. we'll just say I couldnt bend over. Anyways. They made me parade around in each of these outfits as I tried them on. I think I scared a few children today. *pats myself on the back* good job. so yes. and then.. hmm I forget what we did next. OH RIGHT! I tried to teach my friend how to drive my car, which is a standard.BIG mistake. my poor baby. It took a beating today. But to be fair its not really her fault. I forgot to take the EB off so ya. Im dumb ahaha. Anyways. I am getting bored of this so I will let you imagine how the rest of my day went and I am going to go find something to eat. adios
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