h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ahh but what a gift to be random...
I love it. seriously it's the coolest thing since sliced bread and those cheesy flamingo lawn ornaments (i swear to god I am going to have a lawn full of them when I am older). Anyways. I was too busy being random to talk about randomness. Which is what makes it so great. No one cares, because... its random! Like... for instance did you know right now that I am CRAVING A PICKLE... A big dill pickle. My aunt makes sweet dill pickles. She grows the cucumbers in her own garden. once, i helped her pick them. It was really boring... just like chemistry class. Sadly enough it is the Chemistry behind the cucumber that MAKES IT A PICKLE...
Woah. Did you see that?! DID YOU SEE THAT?
How random.. and yet... oh so very cool is that. hahahaha that was fun. I like being random!
lalala
if pigs could fly
lalala
then so could i
lalala

hmm. so anyways I suppose I should put some sort of substance to this weird journal entry. if you can call it that. it's not like it has anything to do with my life... although now you do know that I am craving a pickle. yum. Maybe a sandwhich with pickles in it. even yummier. Anyways. right. substance... *thinking*











(see all that empty space?? that is me thinking....)










(woops there I go again...)






You know what I decided.
just now.
that one day
possibly... in the near future...
I am going to take my notebook
and pick out all my favorite things i wrote
and put them on here.
yes.
yes i shall.
oh how i love being a genius.
a hungry pickle craving genius perhaps
but alas that is not the point.
so that is something for all you folks out there to look forward too.



so until then, i bid you adieu!
farewell my fine feathered friends....


...
wait.
you don't have feathers
so you can't be feathered friends
unless you are a duck in disguise.
...*GASP*
A DUCK SPY
I KNEW IT!

quack.

(I am a quack. ahahaaha clever pun megan clever pun.)
okay. fare thee well!

Megan