h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi PFD, I am Bassman, player of Bass guitars and all-round (rounder than I ought to be, but don't we all just love ) good egg.

I have another persona at H2G2, The "Minister of BLACK". Now he wouldn't be very happy with someone who was the ruler of all things "Glittery and Chromey", as he fills his day and the days of his disciples with darkness. (Not "The Darkness" they're a rock band.)

Would you be up for the Minister declaring war upon you - all in the best possible taste of course , and coming over to give you some hassle every once in a while.

I thought it only polite to ask, as some of the Ministry's activities have unfortunately had me branded a "Spammer" which was never my intention.

The big advantage of this is that there will be a whole load of black cats roaming through your conversations, which would be a deterrent to mice rats and other vermin!



Bassman

i will have to think about it!

Go for it Duck, you'll have have behind you for back up

Ah go on then! but i must warn you i'm not about much at the moment as i have been sent to work away!

and i reserve the right to end it at any time

AND you must pay me in cheese!

A war with the Duck? Gonna be a bit one sided isn't it?

Go Ducks - the victory is yours!!!

more of a stalker so far as i can tell!

either way i win

It would be one sided - in my favour.... I have a number of Dark Disciples I can call on for assistance, and then there's our allegiance with the Assassin's Guild....



Bassman

Fraid not, i have ducks, clones, penguins, sarnies, camels, sheep and much much more on my side!

Mwah ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaa!

Yeah, Ducks has the biggest friends list on the whole of R2D2!!

It shall begin....



Bassman