h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Freda mornin

Well, things seem to be looking up!

How are you n Cosy going to fit a mandolin into the tent with you?

Don’t worrrrry about n whoever!

Gona get a mandolin!

That's ok then, had visions of you having to sleep in the beer tent (but outside yer own tent)!

Good idea.

I have just looked at the five day weather forecast and the heavy showers that where there yesterday for tomorrow have today turned into thundery showers for tomorrow

Let's hope the tent is waterproof then, if not then you need to be. Most of all, the mandolin needs to be ... nothing else matters much really.

Didn't get a mando!

Why not? You'll need to have a bluddy good reason, mister, and none of yer excuses?

Normal Mr purveyor of musical instruments, to the great and downrightwikid, not there.

Some young upstart with cheap n downright poor quality things of my desire in his place.

Good news! Big bro (don’t ask me how) wangled free booze n food for the whole weekend so the £150 I had dedicated to indulgence is almost intact, with that and the original sum I'd set aside for mando….


Off to windows arcade in the toon this week me thinks


<stout

Mix the above together and it's black velvets all round

It's for newbies, not re-registrations by banned posters, trolls and trouble makers.

and exactly in which of the last three do you class me?

None of them, it's not you I'm talking about ... you are not in a loop and there is no way of letting you know what's going on.

Like to think I'm the later...



Dont be so sure!

OK so you can be the latter ... but you're our latter!

Where are you? Well, at least you know where to browse, goodonya

KOKO as well ...

Why have you still got d(R.I.P.)acowonme as a friend?

Because only d(R.I.P.)acowonme can unsubscribe/stop being my friend ... there's another loop that I'm sure you're not on btw (because it's not here).

D'you think the late cow might be a friend?

Snork, love it ... oops, was I supposed to be ...

Na he was a pain in the nether regions…

But Mark II …

Now there’s a question!

"Now there's a question!"

But is there an answer?

I think you know the answer

Life’s to short

let them eat