h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Snork, well as it is an Irish passport that's not a bad idea!

mission accomplished!

another black pen located

form completed

cheque written

envelope found and addressed



photographs taken

and verified by bank official

bank photocopied everything for me

no queue in PO at 16:55


(hic) cheers!


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Quick stock check? Yep, there's still




with your name on it

a whole bottle!

one for a black velvet maybe?

I take it your somewhere!

Oh you mentioned the land of the little people, and didn't you!

(I’m guessing is supposed to be a shamrock! Looks more like a cabage to me…)


Aren’t there 6 glasses in a full bottle

Would you do me a favour chuck!

Look at me PS about me!

Is your alias there or just viewer/ in pointy brackets?

There’s a beverage in it for you!

Don't bother! think I've nearly got it!


for your trouble anywho!

Evenin', soz but I was on the phone ... anyway, I can see that there's an invisible chair for me on your PS.

There's no pointy bit at the mo' and I shall refrain from comments about cattle prods and the like

What have you nearly got???

A quart and I get one of the four glasses? Erm no, I don't think so ... I take me Guinness in pints, tastes better that way!

Whoever looks at my PS about me will see their own name appear there!

You didn't see

Your name appeared because you are KK!

Still havin a bit of trouble getting to show also with !

but

When you goin to Ireland?

Oh you clever clogs, you ... I wanted to do that and I couldn't get the viewer to work for me. I'm dead impressed, that four leaf clover (that looks like a shamrock) is working for you ... good, you need a little nice to cheer you up.

I'm not going to Ireland now, there was a change of circumstances and I don't need to go anymore (I know where you have been browsing for some of the time so you may have an inkling what I'm on about, but the past is now the past).

Hope to visit friend in Hungary (was supposed to go in April, didn't get my act together); am supposed to go before her family start tipping up in July so if the passport comes soon, I may try to get a flight at short notice, otherwise maybe September.

You're off to Donegal, aren't you ... coincidentally during the Marching Season? (But the Belle will be in Brizzle, from what I read)

Off to Leister to De Montford Hall for the 15th to 17th June!

Then 6th to 8th July - Newcastleton! When me and big bro should meet up with drunken Glaswegians and arrange Donegal trip!

Blayden races/ green festival/ dent festival and numerous others between!

Good to know you've got things lined up in RL ... it'll offset the quiet time here that you've had of late. Guess we'll not be seeing much of you at weekends, for the rest of the summer then!

You are hereby formally requested to have a drink for me at each event

You takin the pee!

Year ends at Crocketford in September!

Which is where I meat Ben Sands last year!

You goin to morrow?

Moi? Take the pee? How very dare you!

Going to morrow? Would that I were ... small world syndrome for me, sadly: taking the bin bag out is an event for me

You have and you always will misunderstand me!

I am only in it for the Snork!


That’s a load of carp init!

Yep! I know you're in it for the snork ... soz if I got it wrong!

Anyway, why do I now have pointy bits in my PS and you don't? Please help!

But you are going to Donegal, innit.

KK who made a cun whatsit of themselfes?

Twas I!

cun whatsit!

Snork!

Sshhh, that was last month ... new month, clean slate (if that helps!).

Anyway, c'mon, what's wrong with the syntax on my PS? I just copied over the from here. When I log out and check your PS, it shows as Unknown Visitor. Don't want pointy bits!

Really am keeling over now, g'nite!

You have to turn on GuideML when yer editing yer page but dont do it just yet as it boogers up other things.

I am goin to have to sit and do some serious readin about GuideML.