h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

BANG!

You're dead.

There, how was that?

*staggers*

Not bad

*bows*

Thank you, thank you, hold your applause please, oh go on then

I would give it 7 out of 10.

You see it was personally done (you came to my PS) and accomplished the purpose...but where was the finesse, or the bad B-movie rappor

*dramtic B-movie music begins playing*

Well it was a bit late

*Shoots the violinist*

*a psychiatrists couch appears out of nowhere*

So why did you choose a gun as your weapon of choice?

*lays down on couch*

I don't know, the inspiration just popped into my head. I could have used my longbow but, well, I believed it more fitting to use a gun.

Hmmmmm

*writes something on a notepad*

Could I see the gun you used?

*pops the clip out of the gun, rubs the gun over with a white cloth and hands it over*

My usual weapon is a longbow with cyanide laced arrows.

Interesting usual weapon, why would you choose a weapon so obviously outside your comfort zone?

*handles the gun reverently with one hand, while thenother slips into his pocket*

I prefer a wooden weapon, it just feels more, well, elegant. A gun of course, is more effective than elegant. And you may need this

*Holds up the guns firing pin*

But why would you assume I need that?

*he hands the gun back, a secretive smile on his face*

*Sits up*

I didn't assume you would. The gun would work better with it though.

And I never use the same weapon twice. Whatever you have done to the gun will make it dangerous for the next person to handle it, not me.

*scribbles furiously*

And why would you automatically assume I have done something with the gun?

Why so suspicious?

I am just a suspicious person. And extremely careful in what I say and do.

*tosses the gun back*

If you haven't done anything with the gun, why don't you fire it?

I can't, there's no firing pin or clip

*Takes the gun and re-fits the firing pin and clip*

Go on. Fire the gun.

*fires the gun into the air once, waits*

It still proves nothing. I remain as suspicious as always. You may keep the gun, I have no further use for it