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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Started conversation May 1, 2000
Lil, I've noticed that you're the Patron Saint of Graphic Detail. . . where did you get cannonized? Do you have any special duties to perform?
~Irving
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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted May 1, 2000
I proselytise graphics, I think. God made me a saint. You'll find a thread in my forum list for angel applications part II. Which I would participate in more if God weren't so verbose.....
He made Mike the Patron Saint of Furry Metal, and Dr. John is patron saint of the chemically challenged ( 
), and you may have noticed others.
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted May 1, 2000
Ioreth is a Saint... did she Cannonize herself?
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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted May 1, 2000
She and Katsy both, and they went the same route as me, Mike, Zax et al.
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted May 1, 2000
I see (said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw). I've applied to be the patron saint of Coffee! Or some such thing.
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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted May 1, 2000
Gee, I wonder what colour wings you'll get? 
Don't forget to swig a couple of espressos before you get invested. The ceremony is quite lengthy.
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted May 1, 2000
I sometimes think that God -- almighty should cannonize himself as the Patron Saint of Verbosity. What color wings do you have? Or is that one of those questions your not supposed to ask ladies?
Ahem...
GOD Posted May 15, 2000
* HE suddenly appears, well HE didn’t per say, but the meters running... *
Oh, by the way, did I ever tell you that I’m OMNICONSCIOUS !!! 
- Simply, High Spirited.
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