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Mrs Zen Started conversation Sep 23, 2004
.... not coming on to you!
Just drinking too much rum, and stretching a weak gag to see how far it will go....
Nice name. I like bonobos.
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Edward the Bonobo - Gone. Posted Sep 25, 2004
Ah.....Friday night rum-fuelled internet flirtation. A harmless enough pastime, provided one's significant other doesn't take offence.
Have you read the conversation in my personal space re. bonobos? I *swear* I didn't know about their social behaviour when I chose my name. Those saucy metrosexual primates!
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Edward the Bonobo - Gone. Posted Sep 26, 2004
No wonder thet never evolved. Probably too knackered.
Ben. Unusual name for a fellatrice
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Edward the Bonobo - Gone. Posted Sep 26, 2004
I'm not the kind of guy that would have been revolted if you weren't - merely not attracted. I sometimes say that I'm about 90% heterosexual - but that's about 40% more than most straight guys
(Incidentally - is it true that women are as into gay porn as guys are into lesbo?)
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Edward the Bonobo - Gone. Posted Sep 27, 2004
I was meaning women and Gay porn in particular. Apparently quite popular.
The thing about porn in general, though, is that it tends to get made to a formula. Also - it's usually made by nasty people. However, in a bar in Prague last year (and not that kind of bar, either!) I had a chance meeting with a guy who called himself 'an ethical porn producer'. By this he meant a) the only contract he had was a 50-50 profit split with the performers and b) He would never tell anyone what they had to do, merely suggested what sort of things would make what sorts of money.
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